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I make maps to see where birds go. Visibly unfinished. https://fjord.style bug eye candy corn ball lightning bug

Folks, [takes a sip from the glass on the pulpit] imagine a loosely history-adjacent epic movie about the end of mythological time, but that contained actual ideas. [Pauses and looks around thoughtfully.] We don’t have to imagine. We don’t have to imagine! It’s called “Princess Mononoke”, and

I’d like to shake the hand of the person who designed the Chocolonely bar shapes, but not in a way which is convenient for them

A chocolate bar divided into a number of irregular shapes, which makes it very difficult to break off any individual piece and impossible to divide evenly

GORG: Hmm. Sun setting earlier. Winter coming. Time to rotate sundial pebbles 1 place to the left MORG: If Gorg so much as lay a finger on those pebbles Morg will end Gorg entire lineage

Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, snap a rusty bolt. Don't soak it. Don't heat it. Just honk down with an long ratchet until you shear that sucker in two.

Does anybody else have an interpretation of what the Death Star r/c mouse droid is saying? In our household it’s canonically “Charlie Bucket” and I enjoy imagining Ben Burtt gurning it into a microphone every time