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Top8 Desafio Gentileza 04 e Campeão do League Challenge Já Era Hora. Flamenguista e Geógrafo. O melhor jogador de Banjo Kazooie de Niterói. Organizador e Juiz de torneios de Pokémon. Tweets apenas meus.

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Cell Azul @cell-azul.bsky.social · 7h ago

The 007 alignment chart.
Ingredient purist: James Bond needs to be an anglo-saxon man.
Ingredient neutral: James Bond needs to be a man.
Ingredient rebel: James Bond can be from any race or gender.

Structure Purist: James Bond needs to be British.
Structure Neutral: James Bond needs to apear vaguely British.
Structure Rebel: James Bond can come from anywhere.

Ingredient Purist/Structure Purist: Roger Moore could be James Bond.
Ingredient Purist/Structure Neutral: Pierce Brosnan could be James Bond.
Ingredient Purist/Structure Rebel: Nicholas Cage could be James Bond.
Ingredient Neutral/Structure Purist: Idris Elba could be James Bond.
Ingredient Neutral/Structure Neutral: Rama Rao Jr. could be James Bond.
Ingredient Neutral/Structure Rebel: Matheus Nachtergaele could be James Bond.
Ingredient Rebel/Structure Purist: Phoebe Waller-Bridge could be James Bond.
Ingredient Rebel/Structure Neutral: Meryl Streep could be James Bond.
Ingredient Rebel/Structure Rebel: Ashtar Sheran could be James Bond.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 21h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Ex-mustafina army @mustafinarmy.bsky.social · 17h ago

No cavalo de Tróia

Michael Lesscock@neuromanso.bsky.social · 17h ago

Vendo Odisseia no Belas Artes.

Uma sala de cinema extremamente apertada com uma caída de porão e a Odisseia bem recortada numa tela quadrada.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 5d ago

heavensenthousepet on tumblr: "you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old"

melonisopod adds:
[Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, in front of the ancient Roman Forum ruins.]

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · 9h ago

Passar a escrever errado pra tentar não parecer que é IA escrevendo

L.@likeazombie.bsky.social · 11h ago

acho q eu vou ter um derrame

um tempo atrás comecei a receber mensagens de trabalho tipo: "Oi, Laura" ao invés de "Oi Laura"

a vírgula depois do Oi me incomodava muito e não entendia porque DO NADA todo mundo começou a escrever assim

aí um dia caiu a ficha

o chatgpt escreve assim

Vinho @cronooak.bsky.social · 9h ago

Pessoal, alguém tem uma indicação boa de caneta de nanquim? Quero comprar de niver pra minha namorada, mas sou leigo no assunto

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · 13h ago

Pô galera era muito dentro esse

Knoebel 🛬 Gamescom@knoebel.bsky.social · 13h ago

Lidl in Germany is now selling a Döner Croissant DIY Kit.

Círculo de Pedras @circulodepedras.bsky.social · 22h ago

O gabumon:

oi ou nada a ver@nebenzinho.bsky.social · yesterday

Imagem estilo anime mostrando oito Digimons sentados em duas fileiras sobre um piso de madeira alaranjado.

Fileira de trás (esq. para dir.): Digimon rosa e branco de orelhas grandes e olhos azuis; Digimon verde tipo inseto com olhos amarelos e antenas longas; Digimon branco com touca de aviador marrom e olhos verdes.

Fileira da frente (esq. para dir.): Digimon verde pequeno com óculos e boné roxo; Digimon bege com orelhas caídas e lenço azul; Digimon azul-escuro com chapéu de bruxo pontudo e dentes afiados; Digimon amarelo-esverdeado com óculos e gravata borboleta; Digimon marrom com chapéu de abas largas e dentes pontudos.

Nu Pogodi! Enjoyer @lameposting.bsky.social · 14h ago

HALAL FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT
Finding Nemo 2
Inshallah they find him

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15h ago

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

Eric Daugherty &
@EricLDaugh • 4h
TERRIFYING: Muslim socialist Michigan
Senate candidate Abdul El Sayed (D) goes
ISLAM MODE, drops "Inshallah" at his watch party and the crowd CHEERS
EL SAYED: "If we come through this, inshallah_"
*Cheers*
The Muslim invasion is here!

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok •9h
Democrat nominee for Michigan Senate Abdul El-Sayed: "inshallah"
We are so f***ed if this Muslim wins

GreatLakesLady
@Greatlake... • 5h
Mchigan look what you did.
Inshallah (or insha' Allah, Arabic: إِنْ شَاءَ اللَّهُ)
is an Arabic phrase that translates directly to "if God wills" or "God willing"

piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️@velvetxero.bsky.social · yesterday

goodnight

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 14h ago

Pokémon Trading Card Game (GBC, 1998)

An NPC named Sara is saying, "It feels so good to swim in the pool!"

Jampa Matos @jampamatos.jampa.br · 15h ago

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKES SOLAR PANNELS SO I'MMA PUT A SOLAR PANEL IN YOUR SOLAR PANEL SO YOU CAN CLEAN YOU SOLAR PANEL WHILE YOU'RE SOLAR PANELING

o rapper e apresentador Xzibit rindo pra vc

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21h ago

In China, robots which are also solar panels, clean the other solar panels. Original post

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · 17h ago

3 boa tarde diretamente do laboratório

flaquer@flaquer.bsky.social · 17h ago

BOA TARDE PARA QUEM : -Está cuidando da saúde -Já viu neve pessoalmente -É da Paraíba -Gosta de patos -Jogadores de Roblox -Odeia acordar tarde -Já comeu uma fruta hoje -Fãs de Monster Roxo -Ouvintes de 015B -Mulheres que tomam remédios diariamente

CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 2d ago

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 2d ago

NBC Headline: "9/11 cheerleading reenactment leaves local community shocked"

Laura @gasseruto.bsky.social · yesterday

cansado de perder no pôquer, Neymar agora faltará em jogos dos Santos para participar de campeonatos de Pokémon TCG

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · yesterday

Eu jogaria TCG só pra ganhar dele

Laura@gasseruto.bsky.social · yesterday

cansado de perder no pôquer, Neymar agora faltará em jogos dos Santos para participar de campeonatos de Pokémon TCG

Dr. Loogie @loogie9.bsky.social · yesterday

Também é valido dizer que os neurodivertidos se atraem da mesma forma que usuarios de Stand em JoJo.

Cachorro louco @chaosisme.cybercine.club · yesterday

thom (coldman)@coldman.bsky.social · 3d ago

Frodo talking to Samwise in Lord of the Rings, with a speech bubble coming from Frodo to cover the quoted post

新膣エヴァンゲリオン@thenetho.bsky.social · 3d ago

Big walk tomorrow

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · yesterday

O nome do cara é o nome falso do Aladin porra

Euronews@euronews.com · yesterday

In a social media post, Prince Ali said that during the World Cup — where Jordan made its debut in June — he was told if he endorsed FIFA President Gianni Infantino “it would go a long way to helping our FA out.”

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · yesterday

"o técnico quer um meia como Almada, mas se não der certo o Flamengo vai tentar contratar o atacante Luiz Henrique" Eu queria ser incapaz no meu trabalho igual o Boto namoral

wes @funnywes.bsky.social · yesterday

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 2mo ago

NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *low register* In a world ruled by dragon blood, a hero must rise and slay Wyverniax… NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *next slide, in high register* Return to Stinktown with your buddies as you wield the new Megaplunger! But watch out…something reeks!!

legi @ pirate dojo @homestar.bsky.social · 11mo ago

#FireEmblem #FireEmblemAwakening #FEH

Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening staring forward in a serious battle stance holding her Falchion forward, with the caption "The Straight Fundamentals, No Funny Business"

Beside this is a panel of Morgan looking up with a mischievous cat smile holding up a large sack with a Levin Sword, Nosferatu tome, and Elixir, as she's pulling out a gun in her hand, with the caption "The Funny Business"

Shen Comix@shenanigansen.bsky.social · 12mo ago

The comic is titled "My Favorite Fighting Game Archetypes:"

Panel titled "The Grappler That Barely Fits on Screen". It's a huge, extremely muscular, bald 'pro wrestler' type character with metal bands around his arms. He is so big that he doesn't even notice his opponent, a regular sized guy in a yellow karate gi trembling in his shadow. His head is also bending the health bars above them.

Panel titled "The Small Idiot With a Big Stupid Weapon". It is a girl in a predominantly pink Japanese schoolgirl uniform with with a yellow ribbon on the collar, running excitedly, a sparkle in her eyes. With both arms she is wielding a full sized heating radiator.

Panel titled "The Straight Fundamentals, No Funny Business." Is it a grey-haired older man tightening the belt of his karate gi, which has yellow patches on the arms. He has a stern expression, confident in his mastery of his craft.

Panel titled "The Funny Business". It is some kind of purple imp type guy in a pink-and-yellow jester outfit with teal pom poms attached to the 3 points of the hat. He has a bag with a metal spiky ball, a giant wacky wooden hammer, and a banana peel inside it. There's also a whoopee cushion that fell out. He is pulling a gun out of it.

Tend!@tendehka.bsky.social · 2d ago

i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

Central Puscifer Guaianases @wrong-raccoon.bsky.social · 2d ago

cenário de jogo de luta

zac@10amlunch.bsky.social · 2d ago

i love this building that just got approved by the toronto government to start development thats an 11 story residential apartment building with retail space on the ground floor, with a buddhist temple on the very top

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · last wk.

Ditados Mashup Bot @ditados.bsky.social · 3d ago

Quem não chora tem medo até de linguiça

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · 3d ago

O primeiro foi só pra ninguém platinar

flaquer@flaquer.bsky.social · 3d ago

BOA TARDE PARA QUEM: -Gosta de dobrar roupa -Leitores de Hunter x Hunter -Sabe capoeira -Já tingiu roupas -Ouvintes de Cut Copy -Torcedores de times de futebol do Norte do Brasil -Odeia Banco Imobiliário -Jogadores de Street Fighter -Fãs de hambúrguer -Mulheres de cabelo até a nuca e mais curto

Léwow 𝕏 @lewownardo1.bsky.social · 3d ago

Pato 🦆@donpatito.bsky.social · 3d ago

Caí na besteira de ir no Threads ver um negócio e eis que esbarrei com isso aqui. Nunca valeu tanto a pena dar uma passar por lá. A @jairme.bsky.social não vale N A D A! 🤣

Fla Guys @flaguys.bsky.social · 3d ago

Neymar entrando em hobby é indicador de bolha estourando amém

Sartha 🐾@sarthathepuppy.bsky.social · 3d ago

meus pêsames pra quem gosta de tcg