Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*
Flint Locke
@flintlocke.bsky.social
Websmith, former harmonist/ukulele of Misbehavin’ Maidens, D&D & VRChat RP streamer, geek. She/her. Ace. Aggressively F’n Positive. BLACK LIVES MATTER. 'Sona Art: Dafflif / Rig: Maffriron https://flintlocke.carrd.co/
I think all this talk of toxic yuri neglects other equally important categories such as flammable yuri, biohazardous yuri, and radioactive yuri.
"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people
My true regret in life is that I've never had a face worthy of being a stock image photoshopped into the cover of a @chucktingle.bsky.social story.
If you appreciated the Misbehavin’ Maidens’s Pride, please check out and consider following our pirate friends! Some of whom we had the absolute pleasure to perform with consistently in another life. Great music, great cause. <3
Please allow us to introduce ourselves. We're pirates of wealth and taste (yeah, right 🤣)! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ youtu.be/Be3eQHkRClw?...
I'm sad to say I hadn't heard of Kiss of the Spider Woman before but damn this is a good watch. Also Raul Julia was so cool, RIP King.
Gomez goes gay in Kiss of the Spider Woman?
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Please tell me the Rapture is in the late afternoon so I can sleep in. …Actually do I have to get up and dressed for the Rapture at all? I mean my clothes aren’t gonna come with me anyway if I go, might as well freeball it into Eternity.
The duality of making music for show openings is that you can drop an absolute banger with Hit in the USA and then follow it up with the Kappa Mikey opening
OP1 - Beck (2004) Hit in the USA - BEAT CRUSADERS #Anime #Animesky #Opening #AnimeOpening #Beck #Madhouse
MEDIUM: i will now speak and translate the words of author franz kafka. speak, and his spirit answers ME: mr. kafka! i love your work. what do you see as the core kafka cinematic universe? MEDIUM: he is praying you contract tuberculosis ME: ha ha! tell him we can cure that now. call him a bitch
“Grad students are a device where you put in free food and a dissertation comes out.” - My Wife
IT HAPPENED AGAIN MY FRIENDS ARE SO FUCKING KIND AND TALENTED Art by @passivepluto.bsky.social Commissioned by a super kind person who likes making me cry but has said no pinging but THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AHHHH
The Misbehavin' Maidens' first album debuted 10 years ago this week! To celebrate, we're offering 20% off everything on our Bandcamp store: https://misbehavinmaidens.bandcamp.com/ #NerdyAndDirty #IndieMusic #filk
Putting away things from the last hardware store trip and find this. I love my wife so much.
Wife and I had our 17th anniversary dinner. Nom. Also I love her so much. But some things never change.
I’m finally doing it, chat. I’m gonna upgrade to Windows 11. ….Wish me luck.
Bringing objects to life (and maybe possibly dating them) with some Date Everything! It's already better than Hakuoki. twitch.tv/flint_locke
Watching YT videos and remember, friends, never trust someone who calls themself a "nutritionist" or "nutrition specialist". Anyone off the street can call themselves that with zero formal training & spout BS. "Dietician" is the protected term for those that have the proper training and licensing.
I hope I never have a fire in my apartment, because The Council will have to have an in-person meeting.
Happy Birthday to Usagi Tsukino and all who celebrate
a cartoon of a girl and a cat with lady dynamitez written underneath
ALT: a cartoon of a girl and a cat with lady dynamitez written underneath
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Lately I’m obsessed with sovereign citizens. Just amazed at the confidence that lets people get up in the morning and go goodbye laws, shame you never applied to me.
Milestone birthday is coming up steadily, but I think I lost the joy of actually planning anything tangible and going and doing it for my birthday. The last milestone had too much of a sad memory, I kinda associate it with actual RL birthday parties for myself now.
Cries in getting a DoubleDash but only Phoebe’s half showing up. FeelsBadMan :<