Flint Locke

@flintlocke.bsky.social

Websmith, former harmonist/ukulele of Misbehavin’ Maidens, D&D & VRChat RP streamer, geek. She/her. Ace. Aggressively F’n Positive. BLACK LIVES MATTER. 'Sona Art: Dafflif / Rig: Maffriron https://flintlocke.carrd.co/

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

If you appreciated the Misbehavin’ Maidens’s Pride, please check out and consider following our pirate friends! Some of whom we had the absolute pleasure to perform with consistently in another life. Great music, great cause. <3

Pirates of Stonewall@piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · last yr.

Please allow us to introduce ourselves. We're pirates of wealth and taste (yeah, right 🤣)! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/Be3eQHkRClw?...

Please tell me the Rapture is in the late afternoon so I can sleep in. …Actually do I have to get up and dressed for the Rapture at all? I mean my clothes aren’t gonna come with me anyway if I go, might as well freeball it into Eternity.

Captain Hanza must keep his crew safe from monstrous waves and fabled sea creatures, but will he keep his wits when the Goddess of Love and Trickery gets involved? So This is Ever After x Song of the Abyss #QueerPit #YA #F Demi/Pan Rep, Found Family, Slow-Burn Romance, Anxiety

A mood board for the book Stolen Respite, with images of a pedicycle, pink crystals, a ship's helm, someone running, the jaw of a dunkleosteus, an island. Text reads 'I need a favor, no questions asked. Can you do that for me?'

Watching YT videos and remember, friends, never trust someone who calls themself a "nutritionist" or "nutrition specialist". Anyone off the street can call themselves that with zero formal training & spout BS. "Dietician" is the protected term for those that have the proper training and licensing.

Lately I’m obsessed with sovereign citizens. Just amazed at the confidence that lets people get up in the morning and go goodbye laws, shame you never applied to me.

Milestone birthday is coming up steadily, but I think I lost the joy of actually planning anything tangible and going and doing it for my birthday. The last milestone had too much of a sad memory, I kinda associate it with actual RL birthday parties for myself now.