Aaron
@fluddle.bsky.social
straight through the clear water to the origins of variety
obsessed with this post I saw on the Liga MX subreddit the other day
we should run an experiment where we introduce a small number of hearing babies into a large colony of deaf people to see what kind of oral language they invent
people who buy in to multiple intelligences theory are always 'visual learners'. the theory appeals to them because they are shown a picture of a circle with different colors on it and they think to themselves 'this is pretty nice. i don't have to think very hard when i look at this picture'
folks if youre thinking of having a little light beer this summer. dont fail to put a little peaty scotch and some orange juice in there okay. cheers x
my favorite part of the odyssey was ben safdie playing agamemnon as an instagram reels gym influencer male lifestyle bro. when Odysseus talks to him in the underworld and hes like "hang back.. assess the situation.. not everything needs your reaction" its fucking hilarious
if i slept under the same duvet that amanda does i would sweat so much that even if you ran a dehydrating industrial fan over the bed every day it would still get so salty and damp that eventually a crust of halophile bacteria and archaea would colonize it and my skin would get so diseased until
amanda: *getting somewhat frustrated* i want, a concentrated guava syrup
Went kayaking through some Lotus this morning. At one point a cormorant was diving really close to us
shame that the enormous technological & mathematical resources assembled for making the face of the earth good to look at while flat have not also been directed towards amphora
wiktionary should have a button on every page that automatically posts to your bluesky ":o ohhhhh" with a link
if they let me design a museum i would comission a sculptural work for the mens bathroom that looks the same as a urinal but its not hooked up to the pipes so all the pee just drops down on the floor snd splatters on your shoes
this job is really good for me and i get another funny anecdote everyday. too many to post
Aaron@fluddle.bsky.social · 3w agoi have a job tutoring kids now and the last few days i have had this funny pupil who is dialectically working through the problems of my gender presentation
edited a wikipedia page i had been meaning to for a while #underemployed
millenials love to slather their stupid bechudded SUVs with quirky stickers to try and compensate for owning dumb wasteful and dangerous vehicles
i have a job tutoring kids now and the last few days i have had this funny pupil who is dialectically working through the problems of my gender presentation
I can still teach these kids a thing or two about eating several very nice apricots from the market
