Me waiting until the host is nearby so they can hear me slam the door as I leave:
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 3h ago"Hate to tell you" OK so don't tell us
Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started Refugee from the Incellionaire's site RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 3h ago
Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
I stopped following him because Will Stancil discourse can be so fucking exhausting and yet still my feed is filled with post after post of defensive @whstancil.bsky.social hypothetical boot math debate
The Iranians don't understand that if they had agreed to name an island in the Persian Gulf after Trump or give him a little taste of oil revenues, he would've agreed to anything. On the other hand, they do understand that as of now, Trump has no cards.
With his on again / off again civilization-ending threats against Iran, Trump is the Boy Who Cried Wolf, *except* at the end he shocks the fuck out of everyone by dropping a nuke
Them: "You post in a political echo chamber, a liberal safe place coccooned from voices with different opinions!" Me [not hearing them because they're blocked]: "If I was Pope, I'd walk around with a monkey dressed like a little Pope sitting under my big hat, and bust him out at the end of Mass"
Journalist: "President Trump do you think affordability is a kitchen table issue?" Trump: "what the FUCK is a kitchen table"
Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
just look at this dope this stupid looking, tired ass mother fucker this absolutely stunned, dopey eyed, mentally hollow piece of shit how can his supporters look up to him? how can normal Americans stand it?
Lol here we go! www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
Furious Trump is considering removing Pirro over Reflecting Pool filing, sources say | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District of Columbia, over a Justice Department filing on the Reflecting Pool, two people familiar with his thinki...
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall@flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 4d agoHe will triple down on the goddamn reflecting pool vandalism story, and I swear to God, it will be the end of U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro
"My REAL robes, made of the finest silk, are the best in the world, better than they have ever been, and almost impossible to see by the naked eye, and why wouldn't they be! Made by the finest tailors in history! Don't believe the radical left fake Dumocrat news about me wearing no clothes!"
RFK Jr [full rasp]: "Ex plo sive dia rrhea is a fo-rm of ther a peutic" Dana Bash: "I'm asking about how to prepare for the next pandemic"
Sure and the Taylor Farms Two-Step is my favorite therapy! I always wanted to make it to my Golden Years just to die the drizzling shits. It’s the New American Dream…
A horse is a horse, Of course, of course. And Ivermectin's for horse, Of course. Unless, of course, You're RFK Jr, Or a MAGA fucked in the head
RFK Jr [full rasp]: "Ex plo sive dia rrhea is a fo-rm of ther a peutic" Dana Bash: "I'm asking about how to prepare for the next pandemic"
He's like Howard Hughes with long fingernails and Kleenex box slippers, with that reflecting pool shit America, what are you *doing*
He will triple down on the goddamn reflecting pool vandalism story, and I swear to God, it will be the end of U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro
Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it. All of them. The whole family, down to the grandchildren. I hope that, for the rest of time, their names will live in ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me.”
<inhale. RFK Jr. voice:> "The soles of leather shoes, when boiled, can offer beneficial protein"
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social, you speak my language. Scary thought. 😬😝
Every single Republican candidate for Senate should be asked whether or not they will go along with supporting Donald Trump's slush fund and IRS immunity, if he puts Todd Blanche back up for consideration after the midterm election.
America, you are an absolute fucking clown show. Go to bed. You're drunk. www.reuters.com/world/africa...
US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...
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<inhale. RFK Jr. voice:> "The soles of leather shoes, when boiled, can offer beneficial protein"
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d agoRFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"