Big fan of corporate : "You must complete page 2 and 3 of your report by 12pm today" Me: "no report to complete in the usual shared drive" *checks again 1hr later* Oh look someone is adding in the files RN ... ooopsie
FMI
@fmi.bsky.social
FMI... Australia’s least respected. MAINLY, running Australia's best tipping competition at @fmi-play-afl On the lands of the Yalukit-Willam. http://buymeacoffee.com/FMIplay https://discord.gg/BHpgCp4fFJ https://footymaths.blogspot.com
Today: "I aint giving the gummint any info about what I and my area needs or requires coz privacy and you aint my gummint, mate" Later: "The gummint dont give us nuffin, place is going to shit. They never listen to people like us. This country is stuffed. "
Rhys 📼@flemishdog.bsky.social · 19h agothe cooked side of facebook made me find something I will now use to reply to bluesky morons who don't understand jokes now
"Fuck this training thing, lads. Let's get a couple pints into us and then punch on wiv the locals in the street"
Global True-ism that the 'right side of politick', from those more well-heeled (and alledgedly 'better schooled'),will, on gaining some slice of power, do FUCK ALL work from then on. All around the world, they get to a leadership point and then do nowt. EG ZERO vetting and letting in actual nazis.
Anti-Fascism and Far Right@ffrafaction.bsky.social · 2d agoA former neo-Nazi activist with convictions including for harassing a Jewish MP has been selected as a Conservative candidate for a local election in Somerset. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The New York City Subway may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing a transport network that is world renowned but fuck it, because a lot of rich people don't use it so fuck you.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Vaxxed anti-vaxxer says 'vaxxes are shit' and also 'please get vaxxed' after vaxxable disease outbreak caused by anti-vaxxer feel-pinons and consipracy tropes, pushed by vaxxed anti-vaxxer in chief. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... What a vucking vuckhead.
RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak
Health secretary, longtime vaccination skeptic, spent years boosting misinformation about vaccines including MMR
theguardian.com
Someone here posted about knowing a D Pocock... here is the detail.
Dave Vetter@davidrvetter.bsky.social · 3d agoThis article listing all 34 Clacton candidates should prove indispensable for any scholars asking the question "what exactly is Britain?"
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
My shop's "no fake tobacconist" sign is raising a lot of questions, all of which are answered by the sign.
Self-described 'elite' schools are found again to be SHITHOUSE at being elite No. 82,647 in the series
ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 3d agoA prestigious Canberra private school is investigating after male students ranked female students according to appearance and shared the content online.
They have an Entertainment Quarter? Now I need to know the other three Quarters. STAT! [I assume this is also the "Entertainment Quarter" in so far as all the pubs and restaurants are only allowed to open for 6hrs between 5pm and 11pm... before they fold the joint up and pack it away...]
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 3d agoTwo people arrested after incident involving fake gun at Sydney's Entertainment Quarter
Pauline Hanson unveils future independent MPs
View from The Hill: Hanson announces One Nation Victorian leader, bans major media outlets
Pauline Hanson formally announced a suite of candidates for the Victorian election, including her lead candidate Warren Pickering, 43, who will run for the seat of Pakenham
theconversation.com
Even better... @rhettrospective.bsky.social has uploaded the last 10 min of the game. THX! Magnificent work by Louie Richards and Mike Williamson. Blight also bananas another in for a goal earlier in the comeback. youtu.be/fdtPAUDjDbc?...
Last 8 minutes of Round 10 1976 - Carlton v North Melbourne. Malcolm Blight famous goal
YouTube video by Rhettrospective
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FMI@fmi.bsky.social · 3d agoSpeaking of Blighty (as Daniel and I were... not you lot - pffffttt) "OH HE'D HAVE TO KICK IT 85, 90 METRES" youtu.be/MyppV6iYojQ?...
Speaking of Blighty (as Daniel and I were... not you lot - pffffttt) "OH HE'D HAVE TO KICK IT 85, 90 METRES" youtu.be/MyppV6iYojQ?...
Malcolm Blight's 1976 Massive Torp
YouTube video by 20th Century Oz History
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FMI@fmi.bsky.social · 3d agoOK so that's 2 answers. Amazing! Last Captain Coach - Jezza Last playing Coach - Blighty
They already shitty that the Vic Govt posts on socials and not thru them, or decline to go on AW and the like. Neiiiill Bitchell is still shitty they wouldn't go on his bullshit fest.
Pup Fiction@pupfiction.bsky.social · 3d agoThe ABC, The Guardian and The Age denied access to One Nation publicity event in Victoria Imagine the hue and cry if Labor or The Greens denied access to the Murdoch media www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming - The Economic Times share.google/GDGqQBgisqhG...
Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming
A Massachusetts farm is integrating solar panels above berry fields. This agrivoltaics project generates electricity while shading the crops. The elevated panels create a cooler microclimate, retain...
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Everyone in politics and showbiz knew about this. They were all complicit. For decades. Those who know and have the power to act, but don’t act, are part of the crime. #AusPol
Alan Jones trial on indecent assault and sexual touching charges begins in Sydney
The 85-year-old former broadcaster faces 22 charges from six different complainants in what is expected to be a four-month trial
theguardian.com
I find it hard to fathom how... what's the right word, cooked? pulled? fucked in the head? ... some farmers are. Generate and sell power, plus shade for crops and pastures... Win win baby. Why so anti?
Anthony B,@swearyanthony.bsky.social · 3d agoThe "renewables vs agriculture" argument is of course, completely ass backwards. See for instance here. Solar panels help crop growth energiesmedia.com/solar-panels...
I have seen the Odyssey and my main takeaway is that it’s time to give John Leguizamo an award for not only being great but singlehandedly improving EVERY FILM HE IS IN.
Much like the reply to people who post about books by referencing Harry Potter. All. The, Bloody. Time. ... "𝖱̶𝖾̶𝖺̶𝖽̶ Get another 𝖻̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝗄̶ electric car stock image!
ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 4d agoNearly one in every two new vehicles sold was either electric or hybrid across April, May and June.
Another to the watch list - because @alfiepottsharmer.bsky.social has done another Alfie Potts-Harmer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTN6...
You Don't Hate FIFA Enough.
YouTube video by Alfie Potts Harmer
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FMI@fmi.bsky.social · 5d agoDamn I also gotta watch about Werder Bremen. Big weekend of YT-ing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqzN...
Indeed... He would be alive this week, if he just went fishing off Mordialloc Creek.
Peter Wilkie 🏳️🌈@wilks6.bsky.social · 5d agoOld mate would've been 80 this year 😳 Look up rock n roll in the dictionary There'll be a picture of the one & only Bon Scott "I'm a rocker, Roller, Right out of controller Wheeler, dealer, Wicked woman stealer Rocker, Rock n rollin' man" #AC/DC #Rock #AusRock youtu.be/ASJy3c4ACiU?...
Big fan of the AFP (Airport Federal Police) and the highly skilled plods they have making sure you don't overstay too long in the carpark. Instead of actioning terrorists.
Andy Fleming@slackbastard.bsky.social · 5d ago'The police assured me an arrest was imminent. First, they said that the culprit was in Perth, then Melbourne. There was no arrest. Months later a law student and SBS journalist did what the police had failed to do: track down my tormentor.' Such a crazy story >