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Feral garden gnome and part-time shed goblin He/They Cranky and middle-aged Meanjin
The best projects are often the ones that make you question your sanity
Millions of dollars worth of food grown in illegal Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank has been shipped to Australia labelled as “produce of Israel”, a new analysis of trade data has shown. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Food grown in illegal West Bank settlements being sold in Australia as ‘produce of Israel’
Analysis by human rights organisation Global Echo shows 85 of 132 shipments over eight years contained more than US$5m of organic dates grown in settlements
theguardian.com
I stand with Chef Davide. Pineapple on a pizza is an abomination.
Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 5d ago‘An insult to his culture’: Italian chef sacked for not putting pineapple on pizza loses bid to get job back
YALL!!!! You are NOT allowed to post crab raves unless it happened, posting a crab rave for any other occasion than someone reprehensible has died is improper use of a crab rave and my heart can’t take that shit tonight
Mr Skelly von Phoenix is very excited to meet trick or treaters
Just thinking about the time I was checking out a leggy blonde walking down the street and it turned out to be a guy I dated in 1997
We condemn the political threats made by Opposition Leader Jess Wilson on Sunday and reject her misleading connection between protest of Israel’s genocide and the horrific Bondi attack. Protesting a livestreamed genocide is not antisemitic. Our release: www.jewishcouncil.com.au/2026/10/jewi...
“How do you tastefully satirise someone’s vaginal prolapse? You don’t”💥 Monique Ryan rips shreds off Pauline Hanson for attacking her rivals with violent & misogynistic cartoons. Says it’s time media stop ‘giving a public voice’ to someone who spreads so much negative trash.💯
25 years of marriage and my husband still doesn't understand that switching on the Big Light is a hate crime
Man, the local chamber of commerce here are messy bitches It's fun watching them air dirty laundry over on Facebook
Time for a midlife crisis... Eldest kid is moving out next week
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
Mike 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴@mxmike.co.uk · last mo.Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Going to be setting foot in a church for the first time since my mother's funeral in 2017. Let's hope I don't burst into flames
Idle curiosity led me to check out Temu, and holy shit it's creepy. The gamification, the constant offer of 'free' items that aren't actually free (and you may or may not actually get), the minimum $50 spend... Huge ick.
It's September 30th and my local supermarket has precisely zero Halloween merch for sale. Tick-tock, motherfuckers.
Me: *buys a cute new throw blanket for the sofa* My cat: ZOMG HAIRBALL TIEM
More gas is used to convert gas to LNG exports than is used by the entire manufacturing industry. We don't need more gas. #NoNewGas #TAXtheGAS
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
Mike Schuster@mcs212.bsky.social · last mo.Perfectly spooky addition to the party: The Dip No One Touches
Me: man, this oblique exercise isn't doing jack shit Next day: 💀
Mutual aid request- help young a trans, indigenous, disabled person get top surgery. Any donation however small will make their day. www.gofundme.com/f/help-ash-g...
Donate to Help Ash get this off their chest... aka get Top-Surgery, organized by Ash Stockton
Ash's journey to top surgery Hi, my name’s Ash. I’m a trans… Ash Stockton needs your support for Help Ash get this off their chest... aka get Top-Surgery
gofundme.com