good morning 🍑

activate windows

i need to be put in a rock tumbler, i think that would fix me

zohran mamdaddy

High as fuck watching Jet Lag and my girlfriend just called the Schengen zone “the hadoken zone”

Can we bring back this look please? I am so sick of everything being dull and boring. GIVE ME COLORS OR I DON'T WANT IT

Rikaku@beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

well stop putting them in my mouth then

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

sometimes social media decides to shoot you in the chest point blank with a rail cannon because it's funny

@ everyone in my unreads rn

fucked up in the crib eating shaqalicious

had to wait in the taco bell drive thru for 10 minutes but at least the minivan in front of me had spongebob on

If you think i dont like you, its probably more the burnout and autism then me not actually liking you, promise i think many people dont realize how much i adore them and thier presence and how often i think about them, though i do not blame anyone for these sentiments getting lost in translation

Foxes weren't meant to deal with any of this

A VERY important point -- this bill is not final, not at all. It will now go to the Senate. If the Senate makes changes to the bill (they likely will), it will go back to the House for another vote. The House passed it last night with ONE VOTE. We can stop this. We have to.

maura quint@mauraquint.bsky.social · last yr.

I understand this will sound hyperbolic but it's more accurate than not to say anything you care about, this bill seeks to destroy.

me when i find out i don’t have to drive anywhere the rest of the day

we discovered you can change your windows boot logo recently and i don’t think i can be trusted with this power

damn i have all of them crossed off at 24, speedrunning this shit fr

Lexi ⛯@ash243x.bsky.social · 2y ago

by age 34 you should: -own an air fryer -identify with an animal -regularly forget to take pills -be in a groupchat with sex perverts -have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat -maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do -harbour soul crushing regret about what happened

I am begging my fellow trans people: Don't hate being trans. Don't hate yourself because they hate you. You matter. You're valid. You're beautiful. Not conforming to their rules and norms isn't a failing, it's a gift. They can hate us enough without us adding to it. And you don't deserve that hate.

you got games on your phone?

animal in heat the way my fit is fire

Learn the difference, it could save your life! Accept no substitutions for Irish liberation!!

Evil Scary Lucy Promise@julesprom.bsky.social · 2y ago

the virigin american republican vs the chad irish republican

webfishing from the dogbed for today :3

this is me. if u even care.

free use trans therian call that public trans-it