they paved paradise and put up a turnstile auth

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d ago

3 cloudflare "verify you are human" prompts in a row to get into a website this morning. my beautiful internet, she is very sick

He was one of our boys

Remembering Patrick Stewart, An LGBTQ+ Ally Who Never Needed To Be Asked

Sir Patrick Stewart, who died Oct. 28 at 86, will be remembered by millions as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Professor Charles Xavier. For many LGBTQ+ fans,

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There is nothing I can't accomplish with 2 panic attacks, 4 hours of sleep, and a shit ton of Red Bull baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine breaking up with someone in the MCC Smart Eco-Speedster Concept Car (1993)

a happy woofer! 🐶✨

hes trying a new strain

T4T (therian 4 therian) relationship send tweet

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

shaking him around on my computer yay yay yay

playing with his outfits

Waiter thought my autism was cool

Atari the Wolverine/tanuki hybrid is finished! I'm so pleased with this suit, such a fun design 💜👾💛 My quotes are open again and will be until January, if you'd like a quote fill out this form: forms.gle/iR8v89GW1ejr...

“Oh cool what instrument do you play?” Chair.

My first full YouTube video is out now! Would make me a happy puppy it you took a watch :3

New USCSB Tuesday

Tummy

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Broke: Speed Cameras stop speeding Woke: Speed Cameras only stop speeding on small sections of roads and their fines do not deter speeding. Bespoke: Speed Cameras are surveillance cameras and therefore bad. Galaxy Brain: GOOD STREET DESIGN STOPS SPEEDING MORE THAN CAMERAS EVER COULD

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 3mo ago

speed cameras are surveillance and are therefore bad

Doggust day 13: Perseids 4. ☆₊˚. Catch! #doggust2026

Endless cycle

Kids: 1 KIDS Act: 0

wondering why my tummy hurts while actively suppressing the memory of responding “oh yeah, really fuck it up” when the nice young person at the concession counter asked me if i want butter on my popcorn at 9:55am.

"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.

Leiracal@leiracal.bsky.social · last yr.

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

i need to be put in a rock tumbler, i think that would fix me

zohran mamdaddy

High as fuck watching Jet Lag and my girlfriend just called the Schengen zone “the hadoken zone”