Fractal Cactus

@fractalcactus.bsky.social

Twitch Affiliate. Enjoyer of Shmups, Fighting Games, Survival Horror, and Character Action titles. Gundam / Mecha fan.

jensen huang: sorry do i know you chinese spy: i am alice huang jensen huang: my wife ministry of state security (speaking in spy's earpiece): we got him

meanwhile we have been sending babes overseas with names like bridget hotdog to try honey pot their business leaders. melissa lunchable and diana dorito

everyoine is laughing at jensen huang. well tell me this whens the last time yuo turned down chinese spy pussy. maybe think about that, befoer you judge others. anyway todays sermon is on the mystery of the trinity

Hunt’s Flavored Catsup (1965-circa 1969): Three variants were released in this line--First, was Hickory, which featured liquid hickory smoke, and was marketed to use with BBQ. Often advertised with it was Pizza, which featured a blend of seasonings like oregano, garlic, and basil

"Catsup in flavors" in white writing against a blistering red background. Two bottles of catsup/ketchup with labels reading "Hickory" and "pizza" sit in front of a grilled hot dog, grilled burger, and a basket of fries

I know its going to sound trite and cringe but Ocarina is out tonight and I think its kind of the perfect game to play at 40. I feel like I pulled the Master Sword myself; time has passed me by. The world I once knew is gone and ruined. Great evil lurks, but hope remains.