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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 17h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 19h ago

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Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · yesterday

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TheBossRoss 🧶@thebossross.bsky.social · 3d ago

If women wore smart glasses, they'd be banned. (soigomaa/x) Think about it. If millions of women wore smart glasses, recording men's behaviour, conversations, comments, their driving & bar chats ... can you imagine the panic? Trust me, smart glasses would be regulated before you can say 'Meta'.

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 2d ago

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 3d ago

"We appear to have questioned the existence of long covid by mistake"

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 3d ago

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Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ha!

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 4d ago

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 4d ago

Aaah! That's better.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 5d ago

transgenderization on tumblr: "if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw"

dropbear42: "I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter."

thyrell: "i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter"

"wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be"

elotonvarvas: "thyrell."

thyrell: "just kill me"

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 5d ago

There is something so sumptuous about having a swig of tea just after swallowing a mouthful of baked beans.

Paul Brislen @brislen.nz · 5d ago

This is the greatest thing I have read today.

It’s an Instagram post of someone else’s Mastodon post that says “my 9 year old and his classmates have stated using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.”
Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner
Kiddo: that’s AI.

The quoter says “watch out big tech, you’ve lost the second graders”.

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 5d ago

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Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 7d ago

Just back from having an echocardiogram and it's bad news I'm afraid: My heart is really strong and healthy and I'm going to live forever goddamnit! 😡

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · 7d ago

I could have been a hotel doorman, a clippie on the buses, work in a biscuit factory or a housewife.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · last wk.

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Frank @frankspicer.bsky.social · last wk.

Watching something with an actress who has the most preposterous faux French accent. Looked her up to see who was making such a hash of things. She's French.

James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · last wk.

Feels like The Guardian included this last paragraph just for any Bluesky people on the fence about the rest of the story: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...