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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · yesterday

“Everyone hates cameras in smart glasses. But if the camera is contained in a charm you wear around your neck, it shifts the agency. Suddenly, you’re not recording people. It’s just a cute little animated avatar looking out on the world.”

Here's my list of 100 TV shows. Not the best or most influential or even my favorites or anything. It's just a list of shows.

GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR 23% OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, WAKING UP FROM A NIGHTMARE: we need to build a gun big enough to kill Galactus

Castlevania Advance Collection is currently £4.79 on PS4 and £3.83 on Steam. Castlevania Anniversary Collection is £3.19 on both. Not being funny, but if you turn those offers down then people will point at that every time something bad happens to you for the rest of your life

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 2d ago

Konami is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Castlevania with a free mobile game and a retro compilation sale on PlayStation and Steam. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/konami-...

Cookies do enhance my user experience but the only place that actually says that is on the computer where it doesn’t

I think we all knew that BlueSky was a reset on the countdown clock more than a path forward, but for a moment it did feel like it could at least be ticking down to a different kind of implosion. Alas.

Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’ https://theonion.com/guy-outside-obama-center-selling-cheaper-tickets-to-something-called-barrys-magical-experience/

It says a lot about the state of media literacy that Nathan Fielder is doing a documentary on the lady who plays Scarlet Witch for the crimes of her fictional character

Oh hey, just noticed that Fantasy Maiden Wars is the cheapest its been yet. An excellent, absolutely GIGANTIC Touhou strategy-RPG in the style of the Super Robot Wars series. But with no knowledge of Touhou (it starts at the same place as the recent remaster game) or SRW required. It's just good.

Save 30% on Fantasy Maiden Wars - DREAM OF THE STRAY DREAMER - on Steam

Command a legion of more than 70 beloved Touhou Project heroines on an expansive quest to uncover the cause of mysterious incidents blossoming throughout Gensokyo. Deploy units on grid-based maps to b...

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The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

There's nothing new to say about this guy anymore, but he really is getting more and more of a Mad King every day, huh

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d ago

WAPO: The architect quit “after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on a preliminary design that did not provide adequate emergency exit routes or fire-containment measures .. .. ‘I am the code,” Trump said.” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

(arriving on a mysterious puzzle island) Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

Watching the new Resident Evil movie and going "Where's Alice?" the whole time

I am enjoying the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave game for the Nintendo Switch 2

RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.

Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?

i'd be a cringe millennial and yearn for a 2006-era internet again but i'd honestly just settle for an internet pre-GIPHY/every site having embedded "reply with a gif" shit

Surprise! In about half an hour I'll be streaming a bit of FIRE EMBLEM: FORTUNE'S WEAVE where apparently Alucard fights a nun with guns, so I'm very excited to meet them. Catch me at www.twitch.tv/fredison__!

Here's my bold Doctor Who pitch. I play the Doctor, and those are but a few of my iconic catchphrases: "CHANGE! Car form!" "I can't park on a ROOF, Donna!" "That Dalek Titan is destroying the city! Donna, use the Sonic Hyperkey to combine me with the TARDIS!"

GloboTech AI Scientists warn that probability of Chip Hazard's Commando Elite going rogue and causing mayhem in your neighborhood is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!

You've heard of items used in battle, get ready for:

Thew@amazingthew.bsky.social · last wk.

god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations

You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane

Here's my bold Doctor Who pitch. I play the Doctor, and those are but a few of my iconic catchphrases: "CHANGE! Car form!" "I can't park on a ROOF, Donna!" "That Dalek Titan is destroying the city! Donna, use the Sonic Hyperkey to combine me with the TARDIS!"

the ai ceos calling for a slowdown because of agi is like when your friend who's really into conspiracy theories is like "and that's why the ruling elite is beholden to epstein" but then before you can agree, they add, "because of satanic rituals"

omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

I gotta say of all obligate carnivores, cats are by far my favorite

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago