As a Detroit area kid who lives in L.A., Kirk Gibson (Tigers/Dodgers) has always a been a bit of a hero of mine. Just got off the phone with my Aunt (the best) who has Parkinson’s, which Mr. Gibson also has. She goes to his center, “He’s the nicest man, and a hero to anyone with Parkinson’s.”🥲

Meeting Alter-Jays from parallel dimensions. It’s going cool, I’m wearing a jacket they like. Then it comes up that Trump is president here. Next thing, I’m ‘Jay from the idiot dimension.‘

The road forks. One way is life, the other death. Your challenge is to get past Shakira. You get one question.

alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

actually, one of Shakira's hips always tells the truth, and one of Shakira's hips always lies

Men obsessing about Ancient Rome explained:

Coach Rusty@coachrusty.bsky.social · yesterday

saw a license plate that started with CVM which is actually how Ancient Rome spelled cum

Congress pretends we don’t see corruption giving them a handjob.

i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

Screenwriters: Someone on here (who I follow) was making a spreadsheet tracking spec sales, do you know who that was? Thank you.

Congressional switchboard (202) 224-3121. I have their contact as The Bastards. On days like today, I say, “Hey Siri, call the bastards.” Leave a vm. What I say individually doesn’t matter. When a bunch of us call, it matters. Tell them we’re coming, and we demand impeachments and prosecutions.

You might want to look up the word Liberalism in the dictionary before you post. I’m not saying you sound like an asshole, only that you read like one.

holy shit this goes so hard, UNMUTE

Peter Lucier@peterlucier.bsky.social · 4d ago

Metal man don’t need it that Christian

BOI LEMME TELL YA....

The Magical Merchant@thetillshow.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Lmfao real

”It’s like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn’t take this kind of hot.”

“How many pages? Fuck you, that’s how many pages. You’ll read it, you’ll like it, and nobody gets hurt.* *what my brain said. **this includes me, I don’t wanna get hurt.

The internet’s gonna burn you as a witch once there’s an app for that.

This Woman for America! Spread her words, now fly, fly!

Air-rum@aarum.bsky.social · 5d ago

Gotta drag them in the street or keep it play ground at this point 😎

courtney’s posting banger threads about adhd today and this part’s especially important did you know that shame & guilt increases procrastination? there’s a study on this titled “I forgive myself, now I can study” guilt is a double-edged sword. it motivates… until it breaks you, & you just can’t

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 5d ago

e) declare a shame jubilee. delete all the emails in my inbox. yes, all of them. for the next week, there is no more shame. when I write a task on the task dump, the shame leaves with it.

I need to go to bed but I‘m afraid I’ll dream of something terrible like Gavin Newsom or Zombies.

some of y’all are like: god I’m so glad I’m off twitter, let me go see what’s happening on twitter so I can repost it to the site for people who don’t want to see what’s happening on twitter

This is so important. It’s insane that we are here, but this is the frontline for all the social battles we face. If truth can set us free, we must fight for it.

Ruth Ben-Ghiat@ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 6d ago

As an educator, I am concerned about the destruction of truth. There is a concerted effort to wipe away the importance of truth across the board — an attempt to make trusted authorities into optics of suspicion. We must keep defending all the brave, courageous truth-tellers out there.

I just made 3 claims I didn’t know I was due. Grand total $111 for five minutes of clicks. (There’s a multi-state one in the replies.)

Andrew Sinclair@jandrewsinclair.bsky.social · last wk.

Californians: fun fact. The state comptroller basically operates a lost-and-found, where unclaimed property ends up. Sometimes this is just money that you are owed by somebody for something small that didn't end up in your hands. Anyway, it takes about one minute to search online: claimit.ca.gov

You can do this with me anytime, anywhere. Women, non-binary, trans, whoever. I'm here for you.

Wintermute is horny for Neuromancer. You can let that terrify you or give you solace.

Wintermute is horny for Neuromancer. You can let that terrify you or give you solace.

They say never go into the comments but I just did a spit take.

Whatever anyone says about BRAND NEW DAY tonight, it’ll never top Sam Raimi’s SPIDER-MAN 2 — the greatest superhero movie of all time.

X-Money: “Disrupting a Fool and his money.”

The upside of the “oops AI keeps breaking containment” stuff last week was watching the Neuromancer trailer.

You don't need the Doomsday Clock anymore, because The World's Richest Man is Insane

i don't know who needs to hear this, but [the shrieks of thousands of immortal souls as they are released from their eternal torment)

Me today.

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · 2w ago