@robo.moe just wanted to slither out of the ground briefly to say how much I love Massive Oltyx, to the extent where I will periodically bring up the image just so I can nod appreciatively at it. Apologies for the author jumpscare here, but I just needed to give you the thumbs up 👍
@frogcroakley.bsky.social
Nate Crowley - SFF author (Twice dead king series, notes from small planets, ghazghkull, schneider wrack, 100 best video games that never existed), podcaster (Total Playtime), agent Jamie Cowen with ampersand
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
Are you dead? No problem. Grab some bone lube & enjoy DNF absolutionist @frogcroakley.bsky.social & rim joker @alicefraser.bsky.social as they talk paleo fauna, Robocop ontology, & books 4 bad holidays. Plus, Alice defends her extremely competent eyelining skills. shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...
Ontologypunk // RimWorld // RoboCop | Realms Unknown
With Alice Fraser and Nate Crawley
shows.acast.com
Trying to make a return to posting occasionally, and what a lovely way to start - going to be recording with @alicefraser.bsky.social this week to talk about dead characters in SFF, and hopefully kick off a massive argument about robocop 👍
This week our guest on @realmsunknown.bsky.social is the mighty @frogcroakley.bsky.social, who chose for our subgenre deep dive, dead POV characters / ontologypunk. Robocop, The Prestige, vampire narrators, Frankenstein, rec us sci fi and fantasy that relays a character from beyond the veil.
reckon the ancient aztecs would have fucking loved monster munch
these are the things old frog says to u at midnight
should be a wrestling move called the bronze age collapse
idea for a movie called The Invention Of Fighting, where Jason Statham plays the first person to come up with the idea of punching
my daughter made a big announcement this morning that she's saving up to buy a gorilla, wishing her luck
just listening to this and realising I managed to threaten to doctor moreau my cohost into a sealion within 60 seconds of starting the recording, but in fairness I did so quite affably
Our first episode is live! It's a bumper one which tries and fails to cover everything that happened since we were last on air. Now live on Patreon and everywhere you get your pods. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
"i don't want to make it look like i'm unhealthily into gallium" says the man talking about doing gallium shots
Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Zeno’s Karaoke
how much metal do u reckon u could put in a breakfast cereal and it still be nice/non-toxic?
idea for a wrestling themed horror film called The Violence of the Slams
Please begin hammering the replies here with requests for different fish u want me to discuss on tonight's recording, let's kick the wheels off this beautiful bus. (also please join our patreon, it's the first time I've been on one and I'm excited)
We're recording a new episode tonight. Fire your questions below, or to totalplaytimepod@gmail.com, we may or may not answer them! We also have a Patreon. Extra special sausages get two more episodes a month, but you can follow the show there for free as well :) patreon.com/TotalPlaytim...
I'm back on a new games podcast, and I'm really enjoying it. I also really like the nightmarish font choice for the logo, it's extremely visceral. Give us a listen xx
The largest video games announcement of the day: we've published our first episode! Hello, world! In this episode we explain who we are and why you might like to listen. You can find us (and our RSS link) here, and we should appear on all your pod catching apps. shows.acast.com/total-playtime
🎵Fighting a pig with a trident🎵 🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵 🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵 🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵 (1/2)
Challenge… Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit. * Must rhyme * Must scan perfectly with the melody * Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit GO!
Paging @franzanth.bsky.social or other crustaceous bsky - top and underside of a crab - can I use carapace and plastron as one would with a turtle? Or is it carapace and apron? Yes there is a crab in an upcoming book.
🎶 he's the one they call doctor goose fat 🎶 🎶 he's gonna make you eat goose fat 🎶
Omens are clear. Take a moment in a peaceful spot to rest and prepare. Arm yourself, then strike out with purpose and will. Meet any opposition head on, it has been crushed before and can be again.
dreamed I was watching a bootleg version of spider man where every time the camera cut to spider man he was larger and more morose