I miss sweating a normal amount I miss it so much
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I like to think there's a little something for everyone here. There isn't, but I can think what I want.
I'm now imagining a sitcom where he's promised the world cup final to three different countries and he has to somehow get round them all in one day without the others realising.
Since this "nothing has got better" reactionary stuff is doing the rounds again, re-upping a thread plus the many answers to it wherein we identified lots of things that have, in fact, got better.
1 like = 1 thing that has got better since I were a lad
I find it infuriating that if you put some keywords into google to try and find a tweet you half-remember it's shithead AI says "ooh, do you want me to draft a mediocre tweet for you? he's some awful twee little posts you could pass off as your own!"
I cannot find the post that was like "I named my tits scylla and charybdis because of all the semen caught between them" but it has been on my mind a lot during the discourse of late.
This is such a pervasive and pernicious framing. Intellectually dishonest and harmful in a wide variety of ways.
Somewhat disgusting to hear Nick Robinson on Today talk about "trans rights" versus "women's right to safe spaces". That ain't it Nick
Being endlessly micro-managed by dumbass robots that inhabit every screen I see is a drag I just never really saw coming as a child.
Oh FUCK OFF, Word you absolute loser.
Once again, I come back to the fact these guys have created a situation where one of the UK's leading, cis female athletes is scared to go to the loo alone, and the fact that they are celebrating this as a step forward for women's rights.
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I don't think the New Forest should be called that any more.
You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.
Flew home from holiday yesterday and in my entire life I have never seen the UK look like this. Actually shocking to see it. #ClimateCrisis
Currently on a train across the southwest of England and I have to say, it's not looking verdant at all.
If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
(Nurse whispering to the doctor) he’s fine. Cool, even.
I recognise the specific context here but “Please, I need my car to meet criminals” is a very funny plea for leniency.
Author Lynda La Plante banned from driving for six months
Tom Holland becoming the undisputed king of “one of the most beautiful women alive plays my onscreen mother (figure)”
"babe ruth didn't exist" has got me thinking now. was IMAX even invented by the time homer wrote the odyssey
Look there's Bad Types of People, who should NEVER be given the benefit of doubt under any circumstances, and Good Types, who may do bad *things* but can be given the benefit of SO much doubt it could collapse into an epistemic black hole.