.()__(). /👁️n👁️\ { V V } U— U Bro where is the nana you promised. We about to have a problem?

How you gonna try to fuck up the moon the witches are gonna get you bro

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/

Henry Golding. Calum Turner. Nicholas Hoult. Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Rege-Jean Page. If you are struggling to cast this role, perhaps you are simply bad at your job.

THIS BlueSky user RESPECTS Terry Pratchett

Alice Bell@abeewords.bsky.social · 10h ago

First tough sticker in a few years

Hey remember when Nanowrimo said "sure why not" to allowing AI slop in their process and then immediately died after 20 years of operation oh, no reason, was just thinkin' about it

oh my god

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3h ago

Banger

You are not prepared for this

ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · 2d ago

If you've ever wanted to live in a MagicEye house... www.anthonywebb.co.uk/properties/2...

Good Greyhound names: Cacio and Pepe

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

This is Fran. She decided to make you a bowl of her famous bean soup. The secret ingredient is toe beans. 13/10 (TT: franfrannoodles)

getting into menswear TikTok

i’m sorry to everyone who’s laughing at her but the good news is that we get to laugh with her, and harder

Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 7h ago

absolutely destroyed lmao

Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

Dentist. Tried to solve premature ejaculation by mixing gum numbing gel with personal lubricant.

This felt like watching a beheading

Peter Labuza@labuzamovies.com · 2w ago

Do people just not write dialogue anymore? This entire scene feels like did a first draft with a bunch of "[insert joke line here]".

Half way up a mountain in Wales, among thousands of bits of slate, I happened to spot this. Good work, kid.

I don't like when people post screenshots of tweets but I make an exception for really good shit like this.

Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 9h ago

Time Traveler Causes of Death xkcd.com/2976/

It's Jimothy isn't it

The Independent@the-independent.com · 12h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Despite all the meme jokes about transporters killing you and sending off your clone to finish your mission, that's not really how the transporters on Star Trek work: They convert your matter into energy and then *transmit* that *same* energy to a location to be reassembled as matter.

Avery Edison@averyedison.com · 3h ago

irrationally angry at how stupid everyone is in a clip from the episode with the two rikers. “their dna is the same, how can this be???” I don’t know, they just described the same teleporter incident? have you thought *at all* about the evil tech you use every day???

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