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@fruitzbat.bsky.social
remy, 🔞, Ireland-based. gaming and fandom acct. ♡ lesbian married, femslash sommelier. posting is exactly like beowulf. https://fruitzbat.straw.page/
i can't keep getting myself little treats willy nilly just because i finished my dissertation. bc like after a certain point that's just the rest of your life
woke up in a cold sweat about a dream where my viva had been scheduled
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
the anti-consumerism leaving my body when le creuset releases a new green colourway
Winnie The Pooh: Floating Dream
Alt: Winnie The Pooh: Floating Dream
static.klipy.com
me and my butch left the hardware store early so i could place a bid on a vintage quilt on ebay
it's amazing that i submitted my dissertation but now this means that i need to find a new bulletproof reason to be let off the hook for things
i finished my thesis so now we are finally renovating our ugly ass bathroom bc I’m no longer trapped in my office right next door
Holy shit, this is literally how Dragon Age Inquisition started 👀
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
I do keep score but in a ‘I was gaslit so thoroughly that it left me with a compulsive need to be able to recall who exactly said and did what’ way
It's Jewish tradition to give tzedakah—which translates as "charity" but comes from the word for justice—on Rosh Hashana/Yom Kippur/the 10 days between, w/ special focus on meeting the needs of the hungry. We're giving to the Gaza Soup Kitchen & I hope you'll join us (whether or not you're Jewish!)
High Holy Days 5787 Tzedakah Campaign
By Gaza Soup Kitchen
givebutter.com
need to find a solid lesbian dave matthews cover band bc it’s genuinely unconscionable how many of his songs have more than decent lyrics and are about eating pussy and yet I can’t use ANY of them for playlists because regretfully he is still the one singing
gd I know that it’s an umbrella term and reclaimed etc and am such a proponent of using the term intracommunally but I do still find myself recoiling when I hear the word “queer” out of a straight person’s mouth
my 9/11 memory is that it happened when I was five and for a not insignificant amount of time I thought my mom did it somehow
something just really delightful to me about a durge that rejects bhaal but remains a murderhobo
oomf who’s deadly serious about the wild amber & oud wild deodorant
ghavni tabris psyching themselves up for another day of being the party face because they’re the only grey warden left in ferelden that has ever been outside
found all my old makeup while looking for something for a friend and have been walking around the house looking like an ageing silent movie star
on one hand I roll my eyes pretty frequently at ppl doing choice based feminism about wearing makeup etc but on the other hand I think every man that assumes automatically that a woman being done up is insecure and needs to be told she doesn’t need it should drown expeditiously. multitudes or w/e
sometimes a grown man turns to you and goes “you ever see a woman walking down the street all done up and you just know she thinks she looks good” in a tone that implies that this is somehow a negative thing and then you have to shove him into oncoming traffic