hey cool, my mom died 2 weeks ago and no one told me

birthday cake for breakfast kinda day

sorry for all the sadposting, i got disorders and such

maybe spending 10 minutes berating myself in the mirror every day is bad for me, maybe

i know for certain that cooking is my love language because i always want to feed everyone else but not myself

not now sweetie, mommy is crafting a series of meticulous lies about her psychological wellbeing so that she can continue receiving medical care

carrying too much, i think

before long, insurance companies will begin demanding customers get regularly screened for drugs/alcohol to qualify for coverage. i am calling this now, they are already building the infrastructure for it

do you wanna spit ur gum into my mouth in the backseat of a silt strider y/n

Jacquelyn Rhys 🍂@fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 4d ago

do you wanna go all the way with me? you know, to Vvardenfell?

do you wanna go all the way with me? you know, to Vvardenfell?

what’s the opposite of homesick? i’m whatever that is

a really aggro creep followed me onto a bus and wouldn’t leave me alone no matter how many times i got up & moved or told him to fuck off. when we got to my stop, the driver closed the doors in his face as he tried to follow me out, and i heard him say “nah bro, you’re getting off at the next stop”

☀️@stel.energy · 4d ago

quote this with a time a bystander helped you out

i never watched Raised by Wolves, but the show’s opening song gave me shivers when i heard it

does anyone know what it’s called when a participial adjective presribes the function of a word instead of describing it? for example: “skating rink” - the rink is for skating in, it is not a rink that is itself skating. is there a word for that specific type of adjective?

BTD: Mario Bava. Diabolik (1968). Starring John Phillip Law, Marisa Mell, Michel Piccoli, Adolfo Celi, and Terry-Thomas. Japanese poster.

does anyone know what it’s called when a participial adjective presribes the function of a word instead of describing it? for example: “skating rink” - the rink is for skating in, it is not a rink that is itself skating. is there a word for that specific type of adjective?

me: i remember when i was a kid, before they invented smartphones... my elf gf: When I was a child, Selarenréoþ had yet to sing the forests into being. me: oh my god 🙄 i get it. you're sooo much older than me. you still good with pizza tonight by the way? her: I am ever ready for pizza, sapling.

yeah, you’re fucking her, you may even be living with her, but do you know which pet name she only ever uses unironically?

MY WIFE: you’re going through a lot right now Jackie, you have to hold your heart gently ME, DRAGGING MY HEART BEHIND ME IN THE DIRT WITH AN IRON CHAIN: yeah i know

CUT MY LIFE INTO SIZABLE CHUNKS I STILL HAVE A FEW RESORTS LEFT

my plug keeps sending ravens that say “i’m but a days ride from the castle” bro you aren’t even in my lord’s many and vast territories

When Fetterman retires he will return to Oaf City deep beneath the surface of Philadelphia and spend the rest of his days headbutting other oafs over scraps of rat meat

CUT MY LIFE INTO SIZABLE CHUNKS I STILL HAVE A FEW RESORTS LEFT

yeah, you’re fucking her, you may even be living with her, but do you know which pet name she only ever uses unironically?

i’ve seen several other people on here (not naming names, you know who you are 🫵) using “sweetness” as a pet name for their friends, and i am absolutely going to take credit for that 🥰

accidentally turned my balsamic reduction i to balsamic caramel. not mad

joke’s on you dude, this makes me want to be even more bubbly and friendly to you! challenge accepted!

Jacquelyn Rhys 🍂@fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 6d ago

like, literally not a word. then he just turned around and walked away??

love to say hi & introduce myself to a building neighbor only to be met with a blank stare 😐

cis?? ok great. easy. shut the fuck up about trans people

"What fate brings you here to the Shade Gate? I seek the two Black Swords."