couple weeks ago i tapped out instead of suffocating in pussy while my face was being riden and I’ve been questioning my readiness for death ever since
I dipped a toe into the new Lake America and now they have to wash me off with Dawn like those ducks
oh you don’t like the computer? well what if it murdered you?
you're fighting? dolly parton passed away today and you're fighting?
telling my sponge daddy sorry every time he gets a lil dirty in case a mold ever grows to take hold of him and he goes on to conquer the world
a gravy train is heading safely to its destination. a side track is overrun by biscuits. you can pull the lever to switch the tracks and eat as much as you want, but investors will lose money based on transportation and safety concerns.
Iran: We’re placing a $10 million bounty on Barron Trump My dumb ass:
going to go back to using this app as it was intended: for writing my personal little manifesto
In a split vote, Supreme Court rules that the President can open a credit card in your name
if i was a spy i have no doubt that i’d accidentally break my cyanide filled tooth with a tortilla chip
i’m like if ed bonded al’s soul to a social media platform
I hear they call them “skeets” here what’s up with that
not many people know this but the minions were there to help the serpent convince eve to take a bite of that apple