having a really lovely birthday. visited hanging rock state park, got delicious food, finished a puzzle, and now firing up red dead redemption 2 for a revisit. 🥰
One more for the afternoon crowd. Two of the last lines of dialogue I wrote on the last BioWare game I shipped.
airbnb owners, you know what would really stick it to airbnb? selling your houses and leaving the platform. that'll really show 'em, promise
fujoplasty@serenityfails.bsky.social · 4d agoair bnb owners please sell your properties i'm trying to get in an actual home in the next 15 years
let's all honor bioware by raising a glass, chugging it, slamming it on the table, and shaking our heads vigorously
it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that
*spinning around like a little elf* hehehahahoho
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 5d agoBREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.
i am going to be thinking about this doc for a long time
fujoplasty@serenityfails.bsky.social · last wk.“you can see everything” certified insane viewing experience
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
it's kind of funny that people who are richer than god still can't legitimately pay people to love them and it eats them up
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
so today I got screamed at and had a heavy wooden object thrown at me at work, had a panic attack and left. 14 years at this company, and now after they tried to lay me off, I take a demotion for this shit? blowing the dust off my resume.
Michigan is surprising, but I guess close enough. Chicago still made the top 3, though hilarious Milwaukee took first. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄@juniper.bsky.social · 2mo agoi am from arizona so that tracks. what’s funny is i live in minnesota now lmao.
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
[getting out of bed, reluctant and groggy] Welp gotta add to the lore
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.
What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass
CNN@cnn.com · 2mo ago"At a time when no American celebrity seems immune from the country’s many divisions, Dolly Parton was a crossover icon who stayed neutral in the culture wars while still speaking her mind," writes Zachary B. Wolf. | Analysis
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
This Bed We Made and its follow-up Lost & Found are on bundle-sale for less than $16! They are SUPERB mystery games, and this is a great price for them, highly recommended store.steampowered.com/bundle/68529...
my favorite religious theory is that "biblically accurate angels" is just someone tripping balls who encountered a peacock for the first time
always complete this checklist before leaving the house
Everyone always talks about the other but I think we should also cherish when you're talking to someone and you can feel this happening
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
a lot of women are the most beautiful women ever to exist but dana scully is the most beautiful woman to ever exist