I’m now going to move my mobile account to @vodafonegroup.bsky.social thanks to the Reform fuckwit Zia “I’m not really brown, honest” Yusuf. Cheers wanker
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@garethextwitter.bsky.social
A legend in my own lunch-break. Banned from Twatter. If you use ‘woke’ as an insult, you’re an utter bellend. I stand with Lichtenstein 🏴
"Dear Diary, Final day of campaigning for the Clacton by-election. Whatever the result tomorrow, I can at least rest assured that I will be a total laughing stock and look like an attention-seeking crybaby."
Farage, Reform and the ‘Russia question’ that won’t go away How far have Russian influence operations penetrated British politics, particularly in the Brexit era Published 31/10/25 searchlightmagazine.com/2025/10/fara...
History will remember Karoline Leavitt as a dreadful feckless liar who proudly served a disgusting criminal and now she’s allowed to enjoy a taxpayer funded pension as a reward for helping him destroy a democracy.
Ah, it’s A-Level results day. I wonder what time greedy twat Jeremy Clarkson will be telling us how fucking clever he is.
The catering cart memes are doing me in ☠️😭 Please add any I missed in the replies. We need this laugh.
What a prize cunt Zia Yusuf is. Ben Wallace’s politics and mine couldn’t be further apart, but for a Sri Lankan immigrant descendant who worked in a bank, calling a former army officer a traitor is probably not the win Yusuf thinks it is. He should be deported to Sri Lanka - fucking prick.
Reform UK is accepting cryptocurrency donations. That means money can enter British politics without clear traceability. Experts have already warned this creates a serious risk of hidden funding and foreign influence. This is not acceptable in a functioning democracy #ReformSleaze
Some birthday cards need no extra words.
Helen Whately is on BBC Breakfast. Fuck me, I’d forgotten how stupid she is!
I wonder if Simon Calder gets an erection every time there’s travel chaos?
Ken Bad Enoch literally described Reform as “too woke”. What fucking planet is she on????
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
I hate Trump with every fibre in my body. Like, properly hate him - to the extent that when he dies, I will let out the biggest yelp of happiness, you’ll probably hear it in the USA. Let’s hope it’s soon. Very soon. P.S. ditto above for that cunt Farridge.
I see Rod Liddle is dead. Now then, what should I have for breakfast now the misogynistic, racist prick has shuffled off his mortal coil?
So much focus on Small Boat crossings (which are down over 40% anyway). They account for less than 2% of UK immigration - and c.70% of those crossings contain legitimate asylum seekers. Oh, and where is Farridge getting this new Navy from?! Sure as hell doesn’t exist today!
Farage described the possibility of a Reform / Restore union as a “centre right alliance”….. - John Major was centre right - David Cameron (to a slightly lesser extent) was centre right Farage and Lowe are as close to the centre right as Trump is to winning the Ballon D’Or. Mind you…..
Moscow just accused Ukraine of targeting civilians. Targeting civilians. Just think about that for a fucking second. FUCK YOU, PUTIN, YOU MURDERING CUNT! Hurts, doesn’t it?
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Dear Mr Farridge You were not invited to the talks on social care for several reasons: 1: You’re not an MP 2: you don’t give a fuck about anything social (other than media) 3: You’re an utter cunt and add zero value to anything (other than hatred) You’re welcome.
Chris Philp, are you ok hun?
I think @zackpolanski.bsky.social is a very naughty boy reposting a T-Shirt with XTC’s brilliant 70s hit on it. Very naughty. He should go to his room.
Elon has been melting down and raging nonstop since his interview with The Economist and Chef Andres is one of the best and kindest humans on planet earth.
