"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p)
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Some filmmaker who wants to shake the industry up. Also here for absurdist bants. Watch dumb videos here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrEHggstPRPZHid3sOAbThw bartyrenatrice.bsky.social is my favorite person in the world.
Nobody really wants my opinion on this and I don't have a dog in Texas, but my stance on Talarico's recent statement and Hinojosa's "My pronouns" post is simply this: If THESE statements lose them the Senate and Governorship, Texas Dems have consigned trans Texans and women to continued genocide.
Somebody more clever than me said "he sees himself as Outlaw Scorsese when he's a lot closer to third-rate DePalma."
Got another #PhysicalMediaHauls to show you all, with goodies from @lionsgate.com, @88films.bsky.social, @plaion.bsky.social & @arrowvideo.bsky.social among others!
Haim Saban and Avi Arad were going to do a KISS Christmas special. Just as they were about to nail down negotiations, Haim told Avi “now we gut him” in Hebrew. Gene Simmons spoke Hebrew, and said “You asshole, I’m one of you.” Needless to say, the special did not happen.
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 6d agoTell me a fun fact.
This dog and cat take turns giving each other paw massages, showing that interspecies friendship can look a lot like mutual grooming.
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The REAL GasmaskAvenger (Xitter Refugee)@gasmaskavenger.bsky.social · last wk.Uh, hi friendos. I recently ran into some major financial hardships that i've mostly resolved (car troubles & etc.) and currently have a -$1,705.37 bank balance remaining while being kinda broke, so if you can help me out just for this one time. www.paypal.me/GasmaskAvenger
Gas is a kickass fella who helped me get more into movies than my gigantic dork ass already was. Give him money or I'll give you The Business.
The REAL GasmaskAvenger (Xitter Refugee)@gasmaskavenger.bsky.social · last wk.Uh, hi friendos. I recently ran into some major financial hardships that i've mostly resolved (car troubles & etc.) and currently have a -$1,705.37 bank balance remaining while being kinda broke, so if you can help me out just for this one time. www.paypal.me/GasmaskAvenger
Uh, hi friendos. I recently ran into some major financial hardships that i've mostly resolved (car troubles & etc.) and currently have a -$1,705.37 bank balance remaining while being kinda broke, so if you can help me out just for this one time. www.paypal.me/GasmaskAvenger
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In addition to a ridiculous self-own for US "soft power." No clean water or malaria drugs for you, because a super-team-up of American billionaires decided no, and nobody in the US had the nerve to stop them.
Yes, but W. fought hard against his own base to get it implemented, because evangelicals are malignant tumours on the body of humanity.
Had a bit of a 2 week backlog for #PhysicalMediaHauls. Goodies from @criterion.bsky.social, @a24movies.bsky.social, @plaion.bsky.social, @universalstudiosfl.bsky.social, @vinsyn.bsky.social, @bleedingskull.bsky.social, @arrowvideo.bsky.social, @orbitdvd.bsky.social & @secondsightfilms.bsky.social
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
A roadie once told me about working on one of Dolly Parton’s tours years ago: On the first day of rehearsals, she arrived and gathered the whole crew around to introduce herself. She then lifted her shirt and said “there they are, now you’ve seen ‘em, let’s get to work.” RIP Queen.
hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?
It's 2340. Italians, Latinos, South Asians, and Yemenis have merged into a single ethnicity called Morenos. They dominate the politics of Mega City One.
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" (often wrongly attributed to Winston Churchill)
This says how conspiracy theorists invent their own bullshit to believe in order to seem "intelligent"
because the journos at large outfits are all conservatives themselves and are trying to push everyone to the right
This image NEEDS to be a real Spider-Man cover someday... :)
The USA Singers@theusasingers.bsky.social · 3w agoSpider-Man pummeling white supremacist Jake Lang is the feel-good story we so desperately needed.
I think the thing we are all in denial about when it comes to the One Cool Trick to win elections forever is that low info swing voters are basically incomprehensible eldritch horrors to politically engaged people. There’s no understanding them and you’ll go mad trying.
