I know I've got a special bottle set aside for the occasion. 🎉
As someone so aptly wrote: “One is a soulless, foreign-made device, sold by one shady businessman to another. The other is a robot.”
“Even where every day is a fight for survival, there is still room for care and love. On International Cat Day, we thank Ukraine's defenders for their strength, humanity, and big hearts, hearts with room for even the smallest lives.” IG: @u24.gov.ua
This is Bruce. He prefers his sticks with a little pizazz. 13/10 (IG: brucewaynethegoldenboy)
My books will be on my shelves where they belong. A few friends used to laugh at me for keeping what they called obsolete things like vinyl records and old books. They all agree it was a good idea now.
August 1st is designated the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown.
Today I learned you can buy a scaled version of R2-D2 to sit over your Roomba or similar robot vacuum, so it looks like you have a droid running around your house.
When the president is so dumb the infectious disease doctor touches his own face.
Stay the hell away from Elon Musk and especially his cars, rockets and software….
One unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.
Love this intricately carved woodwork on the door of the Glasgow Art Club on Bath Street. Cont./ #glasgow #architecture #architecturephotography #woodwork #designdetail
When the deeply disliked obnoxious kid tries to pretend he's with the cool, fun kids and gets completely ignored while they have a great time without him.
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.
My kids are now at an age where all five of us are between 5ft 3 and 4ft 10. So when we're out it looks like hobbits trying to do Reservoir Dogs.
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
Here I am giving a masterclass in how to turn someone's death into valuable social media content while making it all about me.
Sorry to my Brit friends, but Trump and Kane playing a round of golf together just means Norway wins. I don't make the rules.
Microsoft: $101 BILLION in profits. $12.5 BILLION in tax breaks. $176 BILLION in stock buybacks. 4,800 workers fired this week. 9,000 workers fired last year. Please don't tell me trickle-down economics works. It never did. Nothing trickles down.
"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"
On Saturday, an obese 80 year old man with cardiovascular issues is going to be standing in 100 degree heat, dressed in a suit and tie, slurring his way through a lie-filled speech live on national television. *fingers crossed*