I saw an ad for a new tea place in my city, but it was illustrated with AI slop. Ugh.
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I came to the office (awful) and there’s a fire drill (why why why). How’s your morning going?
the experience of COVID really drove this home for me. It wans't the apocalypse, life went on, but a million people died and there were enormous social costs, some of which continue to this day and then when it was done most people were like "let's never think about that again"
Dave Willner@dwillner.bsky.social · last wk.Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
Guy from the 16th century: wow the future must be an amazing place Me: it’s a parade of avoidable catastrophes and lots of anthropomorphic animal porn 16th c guy: which animals?
I wasn’t here, because I was there. The world is so beautiful and we need to do better for it.
Due to multiple attempts of summoning by various ppl(not the foolproof sacrificial summon) WWXs spitrit becomes more stable He isn't in the mood to reincanate yet so he possess others to check news, sometimes to help etc He possess a fox for fun and the fox spirit leaves so he gets stuck +🧵 🦊 ❄️
Scientist Wei Ying meets Lan Zhan for the first time after he has licked a hallucinogenic frog (shut up Jiang Cheng, it's for research!), and so the next day he's convinced that he hallucinated a perfect man and Lan Zhan does not exist.
Wangxian on chores: LWJ: Yes, I iron my socks. WWX: I have iron. Iron deficiency!
New fic! Hua Cheng adopts Wei Wuxian Different third meeting with Xie Lian 🪦 archiveofourown.org/works/922019...
Wei Ying calls everything that happens in the kitchen witchcraft, because what do you mean there is a bag of flour and some eggs, and then there’s cake!? Witchcraft!
Lan Wangji who goes against his family's wishes and instead of becoming a lawyer or a doctor he becomes a pastry chef. One Wei Ying gets addicted to his sweet buns 😏
Painter Wei Ying who is famous for nude portraits of his husband (known to the public only as Hanguang-jun). There is one painting that no one (apart from the artist and the subject) has ever seen... and that's Lan Zhan with a bedhead. Too private, too intimate.
Nie brothers leaving home for college. Nie Mingjue: Yeah, I cook for myself and for my brother. My diet is optimised to fit my exercise regime. Nie Huaisang *does not think about groceries or cooking ever, plots to drop out of college and join a circus*
Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian leaving for college: JC: Mom bought me a 3-year meal subscription at the college cafeteria. WWX: I have a week's worth of KitKats and then we'll see.
Lan brothers leaving home for college: LWJ: Here are 354 youtube cooking videos I bookmarked with the goal to acquire intermediate cooking skills by the end of the first semester. LXC: Boiling sausages in an electric kettle is a life hack. (NMJ in the background: He takes no criticism.)
it's the only relationship he mentions in his book too! He refuses to talk about who he has dated, his sexuality, etc EXCEPT that he dated Miss Piggy
lighthouse prince@historiancole.bsky.social · 4mo agotim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
Look if you have to take 80 year olds, I'm gonna have some suggestions for you.
Back from vacation & not having fun. (I've been mostly offline for the last two weeks, highly recommended.)
#MDZS Mini thought this morning: Selkie!WWX who gives his skin to JC when the Wen corner their group when they come to shore on a full moon night. WRH wants their magic, and believes their seal skins hold great power, so he tasks his youngest son and best hunter to capture a selkie and their skin.
Thinking about omega WWX who is given to the Lans as a ghost bride when their second young master is killed in the war. WWX arrives to a cold house and a tablet, and learns they couldn't even recover the body.
Lan Wangji becomes legal guardian of toddler Lan Jingyi after Jingyi's parents die in an accident. The Lan wouldn't allow a child from their family to go to the system, but due to various circumstances only LWJ (stressed depressed PHD student) can take care of him.
Camboy!WWX is in the middle of a stream when someone in the chat mentions they want to tip but don't know the equivalent in their currency so Wwx gives them some tips for doing quick calculations in their head. Someone jokingly asks for help with their maths homework.
Teenage Wei Ying would very much like to get a tattoo. Isn’t he a bad boy? Yes, he is! He’s too scared of needles though. Adult Wei Ying still has zero tattoos and he gets very intrugued when he meets his former fuddy-duddy classmate Lan Zhan. He has several tattoos! 😲
LWJ in highschool: I’m being bullied. …and it’s Wei Ying yelling hello to him every morning. Sometimes he waves, it’s the worst.
So what I'm seeing from the trailer is that Avengers Doomsday will be just 50 character cameos in a trench coat.