Jason Geffner
@geffner.bsky.social
Senior Principal Engineer for AI & Product Security at Workday. Formerly at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon.
Instead of transferring power from the wheels that slip to the wheels that grip, why not just make a car with four wheels that grip?
Was at a Bat Mitzvah tonight and learned that they now make chairs specifically for the Hora dance, with grab bars and all. We’re living in the future. (Photo from the web, not from tonight.)
If you’re pairing wine with your sunny side up eggs, you might have a drinking problem.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Golfer: I think my skull sunk down to my throat again.
It all began with the forging of the Mother Sauces. Five were gifted to the race of Men. But they were all of them deceived, for another sauce was made — pesto.
Someone must have installed this tool on the NASA shuttle: community.spiceworks.com/t/open-two-s... Hopefully they find the author and throw him in prison for life!
TIL that the word “quine“ is _not_ in the Scrabble dictionary 😡 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quine_(...
Quine (computing) - Wikipedia
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CSS is DOOMed! I've build DOOM in CSS and every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms. cssdoom.wtf Try it out! But... not every browser can handle it. This is taking the browser to its limit. Chrome has some issues. Safari too. Bugs will be filed.
cssDOOM
DOOM rendered entirely in CSS. Every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms.
cssdoom.wtf
@colinmochrie.bsky.social, amazing Hyprov show tonight in Kirkland!! I was in tears laughing! And thanks for accepting my daughter’s “ladder” suggestion!
Maybe don’t advertise where the water is coming from… (zoom in on the LCD screen)
i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS lyra.horse/x86css/
(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
Old: "Is Pepsi okay?" New: "Is Hep-C okay?" nypost.com/2017/08/15/m...
McDonald’s customer claims she found a needle in her burger
A Kentucky woman was in for quite a surprise when she bit into her McDonald’s hamburger and reportedly found a needle. Erin Spellman — who posted a photo of the needle on her Facebook page — says h…
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"Congratulations …. your days of whining are over." www.jsnover.com/blog/2026/02...
Welcome to the Room
A lesson in leadership by Satya Nadella When I was Promoted to Technical Fellow, I was “invited to the room”, joining Microsoft’s other Senior Executives. It was really something. Achieving the Se…
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60 minutes now seriously evoking 28 Days Later energy
60 Minutes@60minutes.bsky.social · 7mo agoSunday, on a new edition of 60 Minutes: MINNEAPOLIS INSIDE CECOT CROCODILES
