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Gentleman Octopus

@gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social

Musician, gamer, D&D DM, YouTuber, octopus. https://linktr.ee/gentlemanoctopus

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Amber@risettemd.bsky.social · 4w ago

Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.

JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.
🗽LOLGOP🗽@thefarce.org · 2mo ago

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

Sanho Tree@sanho.bsky.social · 2mo ago

These are the exact words she posted: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

Gentleman Octopus@gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 3mo ago

New nightmare unlocked. You're in the Oval Office. You finally have access to the President. You want to ask him something but your mouth won't open. Your feet won't move. He opens up a book and turns it towards you. It's his latest battlemap. He wants to play D&D. And he wants to DM.

Trump is holding up a battlemap of the UFC fight he plans to have on the White House lawn, or whatever the fuck he's doing this week.