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Emotional support pianist. He/him/his (Pronouns added to signal allyship but also to trigger Matt Walsh)

Republicans are shit at governing, but they're awesome at performative wankery — so they're throwing red meat to the MAGA chuds by persecuting Dr. Fauci for his imaginary crimes. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock their dumbfuckery. link is here: bit.ly/4vVYPni

what a great use of the Senate’s time and resources, am I right? Republicans don’t have a single idea right now for how to improve the lives of We the People, so they’ve decided instead to throw red meat to their MAGA base, and keep the cultists distracted by reviving their six-year-old grievances against the hero who did his best to keep President Horsepaste McBleachguzzle from botching the covid crisis.

Being GenX is weird. I’m old enough to get Firesign Theatre but also young enough to get Homestar Runner. Both of them baffle the youngsters. I forget where I was going with this. Shit, I still have student loans?

Trump's speeches have become the MAGA equivalent of massively unsuccessful Millennial nostalgia movies. "Did you know they made a He-Man movie? Yeah, like three weeks ago. Yeah, I know, weird." That but a really old racist crazy guy

I’ll bet you were wondering: can a wildfire in NW Ontario set off a smoke alarm in SE Michigan? Neither was I, but nature provided an answer anyway.

What’s a classic album that doesn’t do it for you? I love the Beach Boys. I love Brian Wilson’s writing. I love their harmonies. “God Only Knows” is one of the most achingly beautiful ballads in pop history. I have never gotten through Pet Sounds in one sitting.

The cover of Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys: the band is feeding a herd of goats.

just a heads up: you dont get access like this without giving something up. the administration wants images of big powerful american jets doing stuff and @cnn.com is serving up precisely what they want. signed, guy who remembers both iraq wars

CNN@cnn.com · 4w ago

Destroyers are equipped to intercept threats aimed at hitting the larger aircraft carriers they protect. CNN's Pamela Brown reports on board the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Arabian Sea.