Just wow! Wonder whether this was brought up in the supporters meeting? I'd imagine not. Leazes level 4, phew. Just shared it with my mate who's smack bang in the 🍓 corner and he's fucking raging! Surely that's not staying put? #NUFC 🖤🤍

Kev Lawson@editkev.football · 2d ago

That ain't it chief... #nufc

Newcastle United through and through. 🖤🤍 We are delighted to confirm Dan Burn as our new club captain!

Dont need to create a new post, I'll just regurgitate what I put out after the Everton game. Some of our fanbase really can seriously overreact when we lose a meaningless friendly cant they! #NUFC 🖤🤍

GeordieRacer🖤🤍@geordieprancer.bsky.social · 5d ago

I see the world of #NUFC is going OTT over a friendly again! The real games start at the end of the month, not now, simmer doon petal 🖤🤍

A bit neglectful of Mr and Mrs Miley not to have had eleven children tbh. #nufc

"I've been told" "My sources say" "I can't tell you how I know" "The club have informed me" Fuck off. If you work for the club, put it in your bio. Otherwise, stop playing pretend like a fucking toddler. We left that shite on Tw@tter. #NUFC

I see the world of #NUFC is going OTT over a friendly again! The real games start at the end of the month, not now, simmer doon petal 🖤🤍

We're going to love this club forever btw. If you're genuinely #NUFC now, then you will be until the day you die. Take it from me - I'm pushing 60. It's been an addiction since February 15th 1975 and I'm never recovering now. Whether i'd want to or not. 😂

Wissa has been absolutely superb since he came on. Not just the goals, his link play too. Hes been everywhere! Hopefully a sign of things to come #NUFC 🖤🤍

Not horny for Horny so far mind. Twice now, he hasn't controlled the situation and we've almost conceded. 2nd one was criminal. Unless Botman is deaf, he did that because there was no call from the keeper #NUFC

Is something going on with the Bruno sale? If he had his medical yesterday, why hasn't it been announced before the weekend is here? Is there any chance he's had a change of heart? (Just finished work, cant see anything official, may have missed it, don't ridicule me haha) #NUFC

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Whilst I do not personally subscribe to Gordon or Bruno being Rats, this absolutely creased me this morning on the other place 😆 #NUFC 2.0 🖤🤍

Telling you, it might be considered a rough area but there are parts of Byker where you can get some amazing views or the city! #NUFC

#NUFC best 11 for this season, as we stand, is seriously up for debate. My feeling now the new gaffer is in place is that we need reinforcements in midfield and full back positions. The new signings all have question marks about them. Age, lack of PL experience, total unknown quantities. 1/

Fans demand to hear from the club. CEO does an interview with The Athletic. Many of those same fans call it rubbish and bullshit. Do people actually want to hear from the club or do they just want the club to say what they want to hear ? #nufc

We’re delighted to announce the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as Newcastle United head coach. Widely recognised as one of Europe’s leading young coaches, the 38-year-old German arrives on Tyneside following remarkable success with both Red Bull Salzburg and Al-Ahli. Welcome, Matthias! 🖤🤍

Well, that's me staying away from the Emirates this season. They'll have that chant on a fucking loop to piss me off. #NUFC

Looks like my profile picture is in need of a change! Whatever the feeling on socials, I will have nothing but respect & admiration for the 4 years you've been here Bruno G. Club legend 🇧🇷🖤🤍 Do I wish you luck at Arsenal? Do I fuck haha Grass ain't always greener wor kid, you had it all here #NUFC

HUGE #NUFC EXCLUSIVE! 🚨 💣 Sources say they can confirm Bruno Guimarães DID take a shit at 9:58. My understanding is it was a double flusher. Was later heard chatting to Lewis Hall: "ad give it 10 minutes if a were you, bonny lad". 👀📝

🔮 26/27 Premier League predictions: 🏅 Winners: Man City 🖤🤍 #NUFC league Position: 3rd (Bruno dependant) 👀 Surprise package: Fulham ❌️ Flops: Villa ⚽️ Golden boot: Haaland 🌟 POTS: Haaland ✨️ Young POTS: Toure 4️⃣ Top 4: Man City, Arsenal, Newcastle, Man U ⤵️ Relegation: Coventry, Hull, Makems

Well, I was half right at 6am this morning. At least they finally lodged a bid of some description. Might be a pathetic offer however, they actually went in there. If I'm Bruno, I'm looking at that and thinking, is that what im worth to you when you paid 100m for Rice and 72m for Pepe 😆

GeordieRacer🖤🤍@geordieprancer.bsky.social · 2w ago

I think whatever the fuck is happening with our captain, gets resolved today. I'm praying he stays and signs a sweetner contract as we bed in these younguns around him. This whole saga has the Gerrard to Chelsea vibes about it and look what happened there. Howay bonny lad, give us a year 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Viva Espana 😆😆 imagine the meltdown haha #NUFC

I think whatever the fuck is happening with our captain, gets resolved today. I'm praying he stays and signs a sweetner contract as we bed in these younguns around him. This whole saga has the Gerrard to Chelsea vibes about it and look what happened there. Howay bonny lad, give us a year 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Petition to bring back teletext transfers. Sick of hearing about Bruno, will he, won't he? Somone wake me up for the Liverpool game #NUFC

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Horncek is a geordie, Horncek is a Geordie, nah nah nah nah! #NUFC 🖤🤍 🇨🇿

Thats the paragraph! Wow, that hit me. Thank you Eddie. Free pints whenever and wherever when you return, for life #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍

We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach. The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution.

For those magical Champions League nights. For the unforgettable Carabao Cup win. For making us believe again. For everything. Thank you. 🖤🤍

Starting to think Jason Tindall was the admin for the #NUFC page! Where is the thank you to Eddie and his staff? Terrible optics it really is.

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As is always the case with NUFC, it is anything but quiet... Next stop: La Manga 🇪🇸⚫⚪