Dennis Waterman, Queen of England (18 July 1553 - 17 November 1558)
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." ― Margaret Atwood
There is industrial unrest at the WC Boggs bathroom factory, a power-hungry union rep who calls constant strikes calls another one, there’s a love triangle, and a race-predicting budgie. All the people who work in the factory are sharks, as are there relatives. The budgie is just a budgie.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Hang on, why are you all assuming it's buggery? They could have been getting tattoos.
The Halfway Post@halfwaypost.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”
I’m right beside the Lindo Wing, so might pop in for a fish supper later
If I wanted respectful comments when I died I would simply not defend paedophillia or beat up a pregnant woman or be an all-round nasty cunt whilst I was alive
Max Bygraves at the Royalty (3rd August 1972). Hattie Jacques joins Max for a spot of banter.
Hear, Hear! Somebody, bring him back.
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 3d agowe don't champion Ray Mears enough, as a country
TW: Domestic Abuse. An important thread, full of the voice of experience.
Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 3d agoI made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.
Remembering Terry Wogan, born this day in 1938.
Monday again, and my thoughts, as always, are with the less fortunate amongst us.
If their demands are not met they will release the movie.
IGN@ign.com · 3d agoNetflix is being sued for $105 million after a drive containing a master copy of Nicolas Cage's upcoming historical spy film, Fortitude, was stolen.
Without downloading new pics. What's it like dating you?
Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦@showerabsolute.bsky.social · 3d agoWithout downloading new pics. What's it like dating you?
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Jeanne Gibson, known worldwide as Rosie the Riveter, passed away on 29th July 2026 at the remarkable age of 100. Thank you Jeanne for giving women a symbol of strength when we were told we had none. 💋💪🏻💘
“Have you checked the copy for the Enterprise display ad?” “Didn’t need to, it’s the same every week” [one day later] “Oh”
I am in Smithfield and a walking tour has just descended on the pub I’m in. Leader is the worst kind of Mockney Moron. Murderous.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli
Elwood Blues: Drink More
ALT: Elwood Blues: Drink More
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Ricardo Autobahn@ricardoautobahn.co.uk · last wk.Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli. Struggling to think of any in hard mode tbf.
A pic of myself in the 70s. Business as usual.
Jon Dear@accordingtojond.bsky.social · last wk.A pic of myself in the 70s?
Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.
The Daily Telegraph with its finger on the pulse of the nation, no. 297,092
