Played football properly for the first time in about a year tonight. Came away with 3 goals across 2 games and more running than I remember being capable of. Going to class myself as still having 'it'.

Crop yields down, our countryside scorched and over 2800 people are dead due to this summer's heatwaves. Meanwhile fossil fuel giants are raking in record profits. We must end this rampant profiteering, and cut fossil fuels from our energy mix as soon as possible.

Damian Carrington@dpcarrington.bsky.social · 2d ago

BP profits more than double to $5.7bn in three months as Iran war sends oil prices soaring - "While BP banks enormous profits, millions of households are paying the price" #energycrisis #climatecrisis www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I can't believe it's taken me this long to get around to buying this. Very excited. @samlstandsup.bsky.social

We now go live to John Cleese.

The lights make me look blind, but the rugby club having an ice bath and sauna on sight makes training in the heat much more bearable.

This final is extraordinarily dull compared to the last one.

People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.

I'm delighted to see we've finally remembered we're an adult team full of grown ups.

Another week, another call of "get it wi-YESS"

Schooooo

Burke off, TJ to 10, Ollie to 15, Staff to 13, Sione in at 12 please. Get a proper fucking backline going because this is chronic

What a pathetic first half.

Our attack has been mince.

Duhan's positioning is absolutely terrible. He's just wandering around looking lost.

Oh good Fiji have remembered how to be good again

Very very pleased we got a try out of it this time.

Stupid waste of an opportunity, felt like we didn't think it through at all.

Got a suddenly dodgy feeling about how this is going to go

That's a fantastic line from Donaldson

"This is ugly" no it isn't, we all love the fighting

That pass onto Love was so good to watch

Nic Berry's voice does my head in. It's so grating

That's a very funny try

I think I'd have moved all of SMcD, TJ and Smith around (TJ to 12, Smith to 15, SMcD to 13) but other than that I like this. Good to see some of the fringe players getting a chance. Very chuffed for Douglas and Hiddleston getting starts.

Scotland Rugby News@scotlandrugbynews.bsky.social · 3w ago

🚨TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Here is the Scotland team to face Fiji at Murrayfield on Saturday Full team news 👉 shorturl.at/VmSXQ

Tickets bought for Scotland v Australia in the autumn. Having a Murrayfield trip to look forward to always gets me through September and October.

Current mood

VAMOS ARGENTINA HAHAHAHAHA

Doddie Weir earned 61 caps for Scotland. In June 2017, Doddie announced his motor neuron disease (MND) diagnosis. Doddie set up My Name’5 Doddie Foundation to get rid of MND. I have set myself a personal and fund raising challenge. I am swimming the alphabet. Today Mellon Udrigle. Please help

And you can go and take a flying fuck to yourself. You Fast Show Fan wanker. That's not how football works you fucking root

Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 3w ago

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says Scotland and Wales fans should come together to support England against Argentina tomorrow "I would very much encourage unity"