Went for a swim in the lake last night, the water levels really show how bad things are. I'd estimate it was about 1m below normal.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Calls to ban disposable barbecues in England and Wales over wildfire risk

Lib Dems and many Labour MPs join farmers, landowners and firefighters in urging temporary prohibition

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The World Has Gone Mad[der] I have been invited to talk at an industry event... ...as an expert!

10/10, no notes

Be either of these two humans. They are fab.

An average American writes. Just see what it's in reply to...

Me: think I'll cool down in the pool. The pool:

Joe Pasquale

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 6d ago

If not Matt Damon, who is you alternative Odysseus?

Szeged is bloody hot!

Hello. I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”. youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

John Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory [ORIGINAL VIDEO]

YouTube video by DeadTerritory

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Good news: paid Bad news: awake

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

Casablanca Humphrey Bogart

ALT: Casablanca Humphrey Bogart

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David Bowman@dlbowman76.com · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

After 10 days, finally warm enough to swim. Air 35 and water 28. BOOM!

Hey kids, remember that when you're using a grinder to remove some metal bites, a pair of trunks is NOT adequate safety equipment. Related, my legs itch from all that lovely red hit steel.

I had to see this and so do you

Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · last wk.

Sad gibbon

I asked one competitor - the owner of a breed champion - what made a winning sheep. "A leg on each corner, a good set of teeth, and everything else is up to the judge." So now you know.

Leo: If creating awkward moments in social situations was a crime you would be public enemy number one.

Birfday breakfast noms

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

Just used 'miscellaneous' in an email. Might need a shower.

And on The Tube in London... the people speak out.

Mrs Wife: We're only here for 5 weeks, so no guests! Also Mrs Wife: 4 visitors, staying for two weeks...

#UTFT

John Bull@garius.bsky.social · 2w ago

Both the UK and Canada are now led by Everton Fans. London is led by a Liverpool fan. New York is led by an Arsenal fan.

I won £50 in the office sweepstakes for England getting 3rd place!

Fast Show: Which Was Nice

ALT: Fast Show: Which Was Nice

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Bueno Estenté Ethethethe Footibalé Coppa Finisho mit Argibargitina con Espanogla. QUELLE TRAVISTICO!? Los Argis stampo con ires Goolies di Espagnols y slappidiface com opponentas. Minky Sminky populari del Mundo dit “Oi! Leonard Messi “Get up and play some football you c*nt!” Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Hey @cazoo.bsky.social! Hippo Burp Dai Two Ewe! I guess that'll be 21 now/again