Jesus was woke. He did DEI to the prostitutes and leopards. He did CRT in the sermon in the mount. He was PC before BC was BC. Jesus Christ was a fricking DEMOCRAT!!! And honestly I have no choice but to stand

when the premise is absurd but followed to its logical conclusion anyway 😁

the world is not art. analyzing it as such would be such a horrible mistake.

the meaning of life is to become tapped.

i could never get into the sonic adventure games but the chao garden music is nostalgically comforting to me nonetheless

YOU are reactionary sometimes. nobody’s immune

Donald Trump has sat his ass hole onto a bicycle pump and it inflated him up until he popped all over. He is dead from that. --- 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳.

Your country put saw blades on buoys in the Rio Granade to mutilate migrants. Maybe you worry less about China's "incredible hostility" to immigrants and worry more about your nazi country

@collie.bsky.social · 2y ago

TikTok China discourse is hilarious, it is an incredibly hostile nation to immigrants.

i cant play scary games like baldi, fnaf, etc… cause im too neurospicy

source 3 should have .nbsp format for the lgbt

I'm a based right wing guy and I love listing all the swear words I know like a 3rd grader.

Mark Zuckerberg was a leftist icon. How could he do this to us 😭😭😭

I get so much joy and inspiration from people who confidently misunderstand everything.

i dont remember anything further than a week in the past #nostalgiaBlind

Hoarder’s dilemma: some of it is definitely junk,, some of it definitely isnt

meet me where the cookie ends and the plate begins

i love when garbage aspires to be art

rip grandpa u wouldve loved balatro

woke up to this today

Not the point. The point being the republican president, who ever it is, could practically be in a vegetative state so long as the arm and hand to sign incredibly damaging legislation into law still works.

playing Jazztronauts before bed makes me more In Tune with my dreams when i wake up

I don’t need AI to tell me my Google drive is basically a digital version of that kitchen drawer everyone has where they keep all the random things they think might be useful but will probably never use again

Ball crazy but his meaning is true

no hate only irk

cold take: getting food delivered is an addiction on par with those mobile games that milk you for coins it’s self-perpetuating and tough to break yourself of the habit even tho it not only is bad for you in many cases, it’s painful and irritating and the food doesn’t even arrive in good shape

It’s Sunday, so let’s share the good word: If churches want to play politics, they can pay taxes like the rest of us. God doesn’t need a tax break, but millionaire pastors sure seem to love one.

and (as usual) im deeply interested in the grey area

acquiescence is not a virtue

theres two sides to every cookie