Mystery John
@glempy.bsky.social
Sojourning alchemist, and secret, underground tweetsmith. Grey Ace. He/Him
Bluesky is the Keir Starmer's Labour Party of social media platforms: - replicates something historically shit but better than contemporary alternatives - had the easiest possible route to success - desperate to piss off its supporters - leadership hugely incompetent - constant massive fucking Ls
Using a picture of Kit Harington that makes him look like he’s just been caught naked with a kilo of coke & 6 live chickens in a Ferrari going 120 on the M25
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.Kit Harington to replace Nicholas Hoult in HBO’s Harry Potter TV series
That story that a humanoid robot at the Droid Olympics covered 100m faster than Usain Bolt would also be true if they’d fired it from a fucking cannon.
Formulation and coloids chemist: this stuff is really complicated and we don’t really understand what’s going on, but we know if we put all of these things together in these ratios we get the result we want and we dare not risk changing anything in case it stops working
Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🌖@chronicleflask.katday.com · last wk.Physical chemist: I note the liquid doesn’t appear to be boiling, thus the cup isn’t under vacuum. Therefore it’s full: half with liquid, half with air.
All of us are somewhere on the spectrum of Albert to Zork
Rebekah Valentine@duckvalentine.bsky.social · 2w agowhat the fuck is this
You know i was always confused by that scene in return of the jedi where the robots are getting tortured in Jabba’s palace like why would you torture a robot but now that ive experienced a world with ai, yeah, yeah, i would like to put Chatgpt and Claude on The Rack
Starting to wonder if one of the main reasons to dislike AI is just on a "personal" level Like to the extent that AI has a personality, I find that personality to be that of an extremely annoying person
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to them, there’s no right way to be neurodivergent, or trans, because their ultimate goal is to not have these people exist.
As @mrsglempy.bsky.social put it when I showed this to her, it looks like he’s having his annual performance review
Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · 2w agoWalked into my boyfriend’s office to find him complacently sitting on a stool because Marcel had stolen his chair.
For me it ended up looking very much like @captainraz.bsky.social was threatening to commit arson
Jules@jules111985.bsky.social · 3w agoPoorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️
"scully, take a look at this" "..." "this is just another dog reel, mulder" "scully. have you heard of 'the zoomies'"
"Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy"
Rebecca Jones@greenlady17.bsky.social · 3w ago"Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy" I mean... you're not wrong 😂
Working on a Propagandist for my Inquisimunda campaign, and I had to make sure he had an efficient and venerable information network on his TV screens...
Every interaction between Bashir and Garak in DS9. They’re both always clothed, never say anything sexual, and yet it is the horniest shit ever shown on TV
matt demon@ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 3w agoFully agree, there’s so many non-sexual moments in media that are incredibly sexy. What immediately comes to mind for me is the balcony scene in Disco Elysium, when Harry watches Kim smoke a cigarette. It’s just. Palpably sensual.
This morning, at the very sociable hour of 2:30am, I was woken up by this delightful sound
I feel like jackfruit was invented to provide a vegan alternative to the experience of "realising for the first time just how big a tuna is"
to have your men eaten on one island may be regarded as a misfortune; to have them eaten on two looks like carelessness.
Louie Stowell@louiestowell.bsky.social · 4w agoHas anyone considers that Odysseus's problem is that his men are just too delicious. Yes, he angered the gods, but so many of them getting eaten cant be a coincidence.
Around the start of 2014 I had constant, severe groin pain. Couldn't sit down, couldn't piss. It later turned out to probably be torn hip flexors, but when I first talked to a doctor about it the asked me "have you tried drinking more water?"
Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 4w agoA question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"