Walking home from the station at night on an empty road; noted a man stood stock still alone on the other side. Fight or flight hackles immediately raised. He turned to me across the street and I tensed, ready for the solicitation. "HEDGEHOG!", he said, pointing.
TfL Barbie@chaff.bsky.social · 2d agoReminding me of when a random guy said to me in a deserted park “do you want to see an eel?” and i anticipated seeing his grotty penis, and instead he excitedly pointed at the river, where there were indeed some eels and was like “don’t usually see them here this time of year!”
