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The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 7h ago

Mike Johnson has been reluctant to speak on domestic-abuse allegations against one of his members—raising the question of what he thinks a House speaker’s basic duties are, @dgraham.bsky.social argues in The Atlantic Daily:

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The cultural corridor of delicious meats and preserved vegetables—impressively spanning from Galicia to Korea—not coincidentally is ALSO a corridor of bathing traditions. Can’t trust these new devils with anything.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

"A.i." is bullshit and literally everyone knows it.

I hope this guy just drives around town cheering everyone on.

Rocking improvised emo bangs so nobody on the Teams meeting sees the zit patch.

is this the post that got gwen suspended? @moderation.bsky.app you fucking cowards

Also, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is notoriously created by and intertwined with the fascist movement so it's an immediate red flag to me when anyone suddenly gets really into it. www.reddit.com/r/bjj/commen...

From the bjj community on Reddit: Helio Gracie wearing Brazil's fascist party uniform when signing his fight with Yano

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Every day I find myself asking “is this a bit?” And each time, whatever the answer turns out to be is the worse option

Another person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...

One word for this image: powerful!!

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2d ago

The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.

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Orioles told Adley Rutschman i think you should leave, and he said I Think You Should Leave quotes

Lou Gehrig was going to come forward with the truth and…

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d ago

The whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA

Looking at my work blotter notes and in the margins beside some server upgrade details is scrawled “PHIL COLLINS?” and in no way do I remember why I wrote that.

Shoutout to hometown pal Tyler Sonnichsen for his warm and whirlwind bio of THE DEAD MILKMEN (J-Card Press, 2026). Still forever the band a cooler friend put me onto, happy to report history and context only cut and polish that diamond of memory.

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY DADS GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: ah... time to start a secret family across town 40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: i just need to get my pen situation figured out once and for all!

I rode the Tour de France cauliflower:

I Rode The Tour de France Cauliflower | Defector

Patrick has spent the last three weeks following the Tour de France with our friends from Escape Collective. This post was originally published on Escape Collective on July 27. Defector readers can…

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Bluesky age verification doing the most

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about

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Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 4d ago

UEFA has given FIFA President Gianni Infantino an ultimatum: resign or face a no-confidence vote, The Telegraph reports . It says all 55 members would back it. Only 43 votes are needed.