girl you suck at this whole manipulating thing have you tried any other careers? I mean like anything really. circus clown maybe?

sorry i cant go on a date with you tonight my governor module wont let me what no i didnt hack it i dont know what you're talking about

Holy shit its ashley

big ashley toothpaste edits@teethpastw.bsky.social · last wk.

yeah babe we can do murder suicide. when were like 60. I kinda like my job rn tho the shitty aspects are building extra lore

Everyone who follows me is 47 years old

Can everyone who follows may unfollow ans follow me instead

Do the confines of this world make anyone else uncomfortable

DONT listen to her propaganda Shes just mad he didnt give the latest Logic album a 10

may@maysuser.name · last wk.

it's a genuine crime that anthony fantano has been legitimized as an important music critic and not the most divorced guy alive

Do you think if you spent 24 hours a day looking into a mirror youd become more grounded and in touch with your own physical form or youd gain permanent dissociation Or maybe youd just be really bored

Anyone fw Peterparker69

If i had a partner id cheat on them every day of my life

Please like this or im going to kill myself

Joel Kibbles@goodposter.bsky.social · 2w ago

im always posting on bluesky

this is what happens when you let me near a computer after 2am

may@maysuser.name · 2mo ago

as soon as i saw this image i couldn't stop myself from making this

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u walk up to a crude pixel drawing of a face in an indie rpgmaker game and it says this

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Ever wonder how GOONING became so popular? It maybhave tobdobwith DOOMACROLLING ! they have been training you … read more !

Its very important that you hate yourself more

i was willing to write off that new god of war as another underwhelming cinematic third person game but i simply cannot forgive it for spreading even more misinformation about how laufey is pronounced

fall in love again and again

Mina the hollower is way betgter when you buy the shield and get the upgrade That makes it like the hat from mario odyssey

We have to do something about this boy ASAP

HOW CAN THERE BE THIS MUCH SODIUM IN A LITTLE SALAD

age regression but for being a really annoying 13 year old that plays too much Halo and gets shoved in a locker

Dont ever make those stupid fake cheesecakes that arent very sweet or youre going to hell

Im clicking the show adult content button and getting really mad when its porn

i went to a popeyes and they were out of chicken sandwiches and i think thats really sad

this man is doing important scientific research (looking at balls)

Anyone remember why i set an alarm for 1 pm cause i dont at all

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

David Tennant@davidtennant1971.bsky.social · 2mo ago

David Tennant Daily Photo! A photo of David with his Critics Award For Theatre In Scotland which he won for Look Back In Anger in 2005 #DavidTennant

David Tennant Daily Photo! A photo of David with his Critics Award For Theatre In Scotland which he won for Look Back In Anger in 2005 #DavidTennant