dear all rappers, you can retire the line “shaking like parkinson’s” everyone has a bar with it in there, very unoriginal and lazy signed, person whose dad died from parkinson’s

i wish there was a way to tell people that trying to out petty me is a fool’s errand. i was born in hell and remember everything. and yet

just throwing this out there without any plans for how your factory robots can defeat the decepticons that are already there? amateur hour

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

haunted mansion, long branch, new jersey, 1978

based on one too many occurrences i am enstating the following deal to all cis men out there: YOU get to make a weird/strange/oddly aggressive comment about what i am wearing AND I get to cave your skull in with a cinder block

The high femme drifter

channeling medieval positive energy from @christosjpeg.com ⚔️

guy who came into the bathroom, unsuccessfully tried to piss and then walked around the joint for a little bit: what on earth is your fucking problem?

yeah this shit sucks my man.

Jeremy Diamond ☕️@dmnd.me · 16h ago

First, and most importantly, anti-data center folks refuse to believe data center developers and tech companies engage in good faith. They have staked out a purely reactionary position. Negotiation is useless. Just reject everything by default. They're playing this as Always Defect.

i plan on robotic dick sucking machines and a everyone gets their favorite candy

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

i don’t know how you become head of customer service being the dumbest and meanest person i have ever had the unfortunate opportunity to meet

fuck the pain away but it’s for the pain in my shoulder and i am also getting laid

ghost plants (the first time i saw these they whispered their name into my mind)

it’s wayback wednesday yall, we’re listening to michigan screamo from my toddler arc constatine sankathi, from kalamazoo. this shit rules. going this hard in nineteen ninety four or so is still just completely insane to me.

Discography, by Constatine Sankathi

20 track album

constatinesankathi.bandcamp.com

to michigan voters: remember the vote blue no matter who goes both ways, so if you were expecting the abdul votes to vote centrist because stevens won, you are held to the same social contract to vote for the more leftist candidate

He is inviting you to cross the threshold

Elaine: I got denim vest checking me out. / S09E10 The Strike

coach saying they still feel like they were the better team at a post game press conference

Politico@politico.com · 11h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

this is literally so fucking creepy lmao

ALL DISCS SHOULD BE CALLED DVDS

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 6h ago

Just because bookstores sell DVDs doesn’t mean that all discs should be called DVDs

democrats should be insulted and embarrassed by the candidates aipac offer up against anyone with slightly socialist tendencies. total lowest common denominator bullshit, thickening of regional accent to the point of parody, using the word “folks” as much as possible. truly shameful and pathetic.

hailey stevens should concede in her normal voice.

If Stevens had won, all her AIPAC money would have been diverted to the Republican Mike Rogers

i forget when it started but every morning after her walk, breakfast, and morning pills, i escort georgie up the stairs and let her into my mom’s room (there is ac in there) and it feels like dropping her off at daycare.

"Cis people who still do their Wordles or who still like Harry Potter? I cannot trust them. They are a threat in the sense that a drunk behind the wheel is dangerous or a sleepwalker stumbling towards a staircase is dangerous. Willfully or not they may cause actual harm."

Sandy Ernest Allen@sandyernestallen.bsky.social · yesterday

Well, here's an exciting thing ... I have a new short essay live today on @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's excellent Welcome to Hell World: www.welcometohellworld.com/who-goes-tra...

they still won though, right? eat dog shit

Politico@politico.com · 11h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

“i’m asking you to shoot yourself in the foot because i am the pettiest motherfucker ever born.” dnc’s folks are all braindead

Delta Nupe@itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 11h ago

El-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!

watching this i realized that i would let ad-rock do whatever the fuck he wanted with me

DJ Mike V@djmikev.bsky.social · 8h ago

Beastie Boys ft DJ Hurricane & Cypress Hill - So Whatcha Want (live '92) Adam Yauch was born today in 1964! RIP MCA. Still feeling the loss. Live on Arsenio! With DJ Hurricane and B-Real taking verses! "Sweeter than a cherry pie with ready whip topping" youtu.be/M2BEGgFfocw?...