Neil Gortz
@gortz.bsky.social
Auld da working in gaming, afflicted by RRMS and a stash of board games he will never play with.
Finished Costume Quest 16 years later - never have I related to a character more
The driest July on record since your mam saw your dad putting flags on lampposts
Woke up in the middle of the night and randomly started recounting the plot of Natural Born Killers in my head, I was obsessed with it as a teenage edge lord but haven’t watched it in 20+ years - I wonder if it still holds up (at all)?
Natural Born Killers Mickey And Mallory
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Today my 9 year old asked me who John Cena was and why no one could see him?
Malcom In The Middle
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Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!
One ‘perk’ of being a blue card carrying disabled that I learned out is you are exempt from hosepipe bans - who wants to come round for a water fight?
Mad Max: Fury Road Water Release Scene
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Guess who’s got three thumbs and just got fired for stealing from the morgue?
I’ve sat and binged reels of The Odyssey trivia and interviews for most of my day - I don’t remember the last time a film has fuelled me like that.
So the Odyssey was great. My only casting query is why did they cast Sam Eagle in the role of Robert Pattinson??
Sam the Eagle's Disapproving Side Eye Reaction
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