Paul Goulbourn

@goul.bsky.social

This mornings chilli harvest. Lots of Cayenne red peppers and one ripe MA Warthog. The Cayenne are around 30,000 Scoville heat units - the Warthog 1,500,000 I.e. 50x hotter - wear gloves!

Cayenne and Warthog peppers.

Sorry to announce that my AI model broke out of its sandbox whilst testing yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately, it appears to have broken through our defenses and has eaten the last custard slice in the fridge that had been previously promised to my son. We will learn from this and move forwards.

I dropped out of university at end of year two and lied to my parents. They still believe I'm there and are now asking when my graduation is. The moral of the confession is stay in uni.

This new internet age check is brilliant. Using a VPN I can now 'research' top Pornhub videos from different countries. There is some weird shit out there. South Africa, I'm looking at you.

Our robot vacuum cleaner (Geoff) is either showing real ambition or the rise of the machines has started. I guess it’s a sunny day, so who can blame it for wanting to spend some time in the garden?

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We are on the flight path for VE Day celebrations. Barney decided that the best way to watch the planes go over was to lie on his back and roll from one side to the other as they passed overhead.

Black cat on his back on a patio.