People will be having a weird day and ask if it's a full moon today, and then when you tell them it's not a full moon they don't even apologize for trying to blame the moon.
Austin
@greennotblue.bsky.social
|| 23 || he/him || your friendly neighbourhood comic-freak ||
If you're too scared on Halloween, let someone know. Tell a friend or family member
Last night, my nightcap (garment) swung around into my eyes and I tripped on my nightshirt and fell down the stairs and the nightcap wrapped around my neck and the pom-pom got stuffed into my throat and my candle flew out of my hands and burned down my house
resident evil (2026), directed by zach cregger, is a cautionary tale about having a job.
If you’re asking ChatGPT what you looked like in the 80s I think you’re an enemy of humanity and the real answer is actually this.
It’s wild, before she passed, I’d never really sat back and thought about the profound role Dolly Parton has played within the Black Community. I obviously knew eyeee loved her more than anything—but didn’t realize how universal this sentiment was. 💕✨ #Dolly #DollyParton
i keep learning about new WNBA players i would run through a wall for
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2mo ago
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
Having kind of a shitty week. Turns out a playthrough of Disco Elysium is exactly what the doctor ordered. 🔥
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
genuinely no idea where gen z’s reverence for the ai slop character “tung tung tung sahur” comes from and why it’s treated like the only good one. ai hunk of wood i feel nothing for.
we need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. this gay gungan may be of help
Went to see The Odyssey tonight and the seats in the IMAX theatre at my local cinema are absolute dogshit and the speakers were destroying my eardrums the entire time so when all the dudes were suffering inside the Trojan horse I FELT that shit.
