Very excited to RETVRN to the 40s/50s era of "smoking is good for you actually, your baby should smoke"

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h ago

US PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: SCOTT TO SERVE AS TOBACCO ADVISOR FOR CDC

I mean this with all sincerity: we need to take half of the military budget, spend it on mental health services, and involuntarily commit every single freak-ass "macho" man who does bullshit like this

Adam Cook@motorcityadam.com · 8h ago

Why not just leave the diseased tooth untreated indefinitely? Now that’s how you 10x the badassery. First Principles.

Pleeeeeeeeeease for the love of god immediately leave whatever page asks this. It dumps malicious commands into your clipboard behind the scenes, and thinly disguises the instructions to paste and run said commands via your computer's terminal/command prompt. No official reCAPTCHA does this, ever.

Julia Métraux@juliametraux.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Excuse me, what's going on with captcha?

Strange feeling that I have too much blood

WE LITERALLY HAD CONCENTRATION CAMPS UNDER OBAMA AND BIDEN. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE GET SO FUCKING PISSED AT LIBERALS, HOLY SHIT

Angie@ette444.bsky.social · yesterday

No one would be selling protected lands, the White House would be pristine and anyone could go visit, we wouldn't have concentration camps in our backyards... It didn't have to be this way. 💔😔

Asemulator v1.0.0 is OUT NOW! 🎉 Preview, test and share your animated sprites in context, directly in @aseprite.org, starting today! (Link in replies)

I think I've made this post before but having a vivid imagination is a fucking curse I can close my eyes and get 95% of the way to a different world but nothing will ever bridge that last 5% as long as I live

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Give me $250,000 so that I can buy an RV and travel the country in what will be the poignant opening to the final act of the film which will ultimately serve as a powerful statement on the transient nature of true happiness

If you haven't played it yet, you should check it out. At least play the game's demo. store.steampowered.com/app/3534790/... Evidently there's something to it.......

Mesmalie on Steam

MESMALIE is an occult adventure game. A magickal incident in your personal life brings you to a small witches' coven in the middle of nowhere. Here, you'll learn to tame your ability... though, not wi...

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I love Mesmalie #Mesmalie

*bleeding out on the floor* no! my security deposit!

because people just want to kill things because they're fundamentally bad

Wolf Conservation Center 🐺@nywolforg.bsky.social · yesterday

🚨New study reveals killing wolves did not reliably prevent subsequent livestock damage. In some cases livestock losses actually increased after they were lethally removed. If killing wolves doesn’t reliably prevent future conflict, why is it still being used as a solution? 🔗 https://bit.ly/4x4hCNQ

Some stupid bitch is either confusing a digit in her own phone number or is trying to commit fraud but if your name is Marissa and you've recently been trying to take out a bunch of loans, use your own fucking number this bullshit is getting old

Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.

miku miku miku

If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:

I'm joining Canadian war on Google on the side of Canada.

Theyre going to lose their minds and starve to death in those fucking bunkers, and I'll be watching from the great hereafter with a quiet smile

Josh Sternberg@joshsternberg.com · 2d ago

This is where the 1% will go to restart civilization after a nuclear attack. But it for me thinking: what if the uber wealthy built these bunkers for more people — and not for nuclear attacks but for the climate crisis that will get us all — instead of trying to leave the planet?

(GAY SLUR)!

* Oh no! FLAUER grows from the moist FLOUER! The DOUGH is GROWING! * Oh!! (My giant BROT begins to BRECHEN the METROPOLIS!) You guys!!

this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today

Periodic reminder that these freaks worship murder and want to do as much of it as possible and will never ever stop short of a solution involving a long drop and a quick stop

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

speaking in front of placards that read "FAUCI MUST ROT IN PRISON," White House official Peter Navarro downplays covid -- which killed one million Americans! -- as "not that infectious" and only dangerous for people with comorbidities

Realized that America's going to have an absolutely fucking massive population of old racist shitheads on par with Japan's ethnonationalist pensioner coalition once the Chinese Century really gets going

Realized that America's going to have an absolutely fucking massive population of old racist shitheads on par with Japan's ethnonationalist pensioner coalition once the Chinese Century really gets going