His wig has a higher IQ and a larger vocabulary than he does. Why does he keep on respiring? Will no one think of the children?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9h ago

Trump: "Canada is nasty. They're nasty."

Bad timing.

6music@6music.bsky.social · 6h ago

“I've Only Got Two Hands” by Paul McCartney #nowplaying #6music

An unflushable turd. Boycott, bin or replace FIFA.

Who in the Ali G is this prick?

In the spirit of the H2G2 computer game of the 80s, I've two answers here, in reverse order: Bugger Prosser Both of these would have been pointless, incidentally, but "why not?".

This is Roman and in Spain, but the friendly chap would still likely be speaking Greek. He's a calamari saying kalimera. (With apologies to Michael Fenton Stevens.)

Alison Fisk@alisonfisk.bsky.social · 3d ago

A little Roman octopus to wish you a happy week! 🐙❤️ From a Roman villa mosaic at Villaquejida, León, Spain. Limestone, AD 100-200. Museo Arqueológico Nacional, Madrid 📷 by me #MosaicMonday #Archaeology

It can work, I suppose.

Happy Mondays & Bez Dance in Madchester

ALT: Happy Mondays & Bez Dance in Madchester

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Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 4d ago

If Macarena and Whigfield taught us one thing it's that a fun little dance helps sell a song. I'd like to see it more. Imagine how popular Oasis would be if Liam and Noel did a little side shuffle and spin routine?

America/ Rest of the World

And where, pray, might one find a bucket of water in a portaloo?

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.

Writes itself.

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"Nobody is selling football." Not falling for that one again.

EA's FIFA games (don't call them that!) can, even though they're just as dodgy, now charging £140.00 for a near identical copy of the game they released a year ago, itself a clone [repeat as nauseum].

Paul Bernal@paulbernal.bsky.social · 7d ago

UEFA can exist without FIFA. Can FIFA exist without UEFA? I doubt it.

These evil leftists are clearly trying to put him off.

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

Not sure who did this but they should be arrested immediately.

Dear Hollywood, We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles? Please, we beg you, stop it. Signed, Your Entire Customer Base

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · last wk.

Tapping the sign.

I hope the Brexit fanatics see this. The lack of regulation, the chlorinated chicken threats from substandard American imports - it all shows why these rules exist. There'd be a lot of time to think about 'sovereignty' and Brussels when you're on the throne shitting through the eye of a needle.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · last wk.

this is what they took from you

Interesting if true. The definition of 'grid' seems to make this unlikely. Australia might want to pipe up about this.

Moms Clean Air Force@momscleanairforce.org · last wk.

California just became the first major grid system on the planet to generate more than 50% of its electricity from solar across an entire month.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: IF ROME WERE MORE COWARDLY AND LESS MASSIVE, PYRRHUS COULD HAVE BEEN THE EMPEROR OF EUROPE.

Steven Lucy@slucy.bsky.social · last wk.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: GERMANY WOULD HAVE WON THE WAR IF THEY HAD ACCESS TO AIRPLANES AND THE ALLIES HADN'T

Eric Trump, a man who's actually less of a cunt when he's suggested to be Gary Busey's love child. All these Trumps should be dealt with as a unit. When in Rome...

MissTaylor1991@feminists-areheros.bsky.social · last wk.

Sorry America. You don't deserve friends.

This has changed since this morning. More 'specific'. 🎶 Grab an Outspan, the small ones are more juicy naturally 🎶 Bit iffy.

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He did a stinker as well though.

Tristan Petty@magicalart.bsky.social · last wk.

People complaining about Ryan Gosling losing credibility because he is signing up for a Marvel production forget that a classically trained British actor signed up for a film with cartoon characters and you know what? That one turned out pretty good.

Just remembered that Bill Oddie was in Married With Children when the Bundys took a trip to Merrie Olde England.

I'm more of an OED Dictionary man.

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · last wk.

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

I watched this last night. Not sure how I'd not got round to it before. It's tragic that John Candy was only 43. Very moving.

Tom Chadbon in "City of Death". Over here, Tom and Lalla. Over THERE, Julian and Catherine. Duggan pings from scene to scene, sometimes working with one or two of them : sometimes they're all at it at once, remorselessly stealing scenes from each other - and not once does Tom flounder. Amazing.