FACT 1: SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED HORROR IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM PORNOGRAPHY FACT 2: SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED PORNOGRAPHY IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM HORROR

They're calling him the most pregnant white boy on the eastern seaboard

(pacing back and forth muttering to myself like Beavis of Butthead fame) are you ready to get pregnant, white boy?

I only ever voted in states with mail in ballots being default or early voting periods. Having it be one day with hours long lines makes no sense and all arguments for them and every single person I've heard make them are just plain stupid.

He's even in my planner

I got into Outlast Trials and I became obsessed with torturing the evil cop that electrocutes his own balls for fun. I am 16k into writing a fanfic focused on him and he's already puked like 3 times. ENJOY! archiveofourown.org/works/903541...

Writing fanfic for outlast Trials is so freeing because I truly can write the most miserable disgusting shit and everyone stands and cheers and I can see my writing subtly influencing other authors so now more people are writing more disgusting miserable shit about my guy too

Grub@grubsludge.bsky.social · last yr.

I haven't been into anything I care to read fanfic for (or has fanfic at all) in AGES and I feel like I'm losing a part of myself. Im still reading but it's like. literature.

I still need to draw fanart for this

Welcome to the roach room@ofruine.bsky.social · last yr.

ash doesn't have a blusky so im sharing this fucked up glue trap packaging they encountered

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

I've been having a lot of gay sex in the woods since I've last posted. Been really into bdsm. God out of an abusive friendship. Learned how to drive!

I got into Outlast Trials and I became obsessed with torturing the evil cop that electrocutes his own balls for fun. I am 16k into writing a fanfic focused on him and he's already puked like 3 times. ENJOY! archiveofourown.org/works/903541...

I took a very long break from social media. A lot of life changes happened.

Get ‘em

Four views of Gelshocker's Leader from the series finale of KAMEN RIDER. When both Riders ambush him inside his base, the Leader cycles through several guises in the space of a couple minutes. I'm sure one or more of these looks gave some Japanese kids nightmares in 1973. #KamenRider #Tokusatsu

Mozart and Salieri

Soylent D Cracker🏳️‍🌈@cinemacultist.bsky.social · last yr.

Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

at some point I'd like to give someone a lock of my hair for them to keep on them at all times

the stump

Instead of just standard corpo-IP, I’m trying a new thing where I commission artists I like to do pieces based on songs I like, however the artist might interpret the vibe. Here’s one of the first pieces I got—Leo Fox, one of the best cartoonists right now, inspired by “Vesuvius” by Sufjan Stevens:

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I FINISHED CHAPTER TWO TODAY WA HOOOOOOOOOOO

Tanya 💙🧡@minacoleta.bsky.social · 2y ago

Count the Lights chapter two…. In the works!!!! #countthelightscomic

I haven't been into anything I care to read fanfic for (or has fanfic at all) in AGES and I feel like I'm losing a part of myself. Im still reading but it's like. literature.

sometimes you feel insecure about something and you need to ask yourself if it's something a middle schooler would worry about, like having big hands or the wrong water bottle or having visible socks.

remember when people used to be embarrassed to let people know we wore socks under our shoes? we had to create the illusion of free balling our shoes for some reason. what a middle-school ass insecurity. grown men were doing this.

Cover art — “Dead End” — by Michael Whelan for Karl Edward Wagner, ed., “The Year’s Best Horror Stories: Series VIII” (DAW, 1980).

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read