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Joey, Goon for Hire

@gulprillalabs.bsky.social

23 * Male (he/him) * Gay * 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 * Part-time research drone at GulpRilla Labs. Into hypnosis/mind control and weight gain primarily. PFP by @zedrickhannibal.bsky.social

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Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 3d ago

Yes ebay i absolutely love my wetting agent

DuskToDawn!@dusktodawn.bsky.social · 6d ago

Being tall AND round is not a good combo for doorways. This is the norm now

DuskToDawn!@dusktodawn.bsky.social · last wk.

Getting clothes when youre this tall is already hard enough, man.

Bobbellyboy ( Comms Open 7/10 )@bobbellyboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dwayne, the last one introduced but not the least forgotten, was my favorite route. I love how easy it is to turn on and what a good person he is. @kibzgrandius.bsky.social @dynewulf.itch.io

Pako @pakozilla.bsky.social · 3w ago

Pa-man from a while back when i caught a rerun on tv

Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 2w ago

@hurso.bsky.social did an awesome job on my orc boy, Amund. Love the smirk and how bulky he is. Really did my guy justice.

Big orc man in his mid to late 40s, relaxing in a pale orange-meets-dark beige bed. He is in a plaid thong, his bulge noticeable. He is relaxing but has a smug, flirtatious smirk on his face. He has a massive chest and stocky, beefy physique. The orc has his head shaved but he has a permanent five-o’ clock shadow due to his dark hair. He has a thick brow ridge and bushy dark eyebrows.

Hurso@hurso.bsky.social · 3w ago

Your YCH is getting some rest for his big dad bod, he's so proud of being big and lazy. If you want a slot just DM me on telegram @/hurso or through my ko-fi.com/tiohurso

Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 2w ago

My one prediction for deltarune is somewhere in weird route/potentially the combined narrative inflection point of weird route and whatever the "main" route is in the last 2 chapters they are just going to do a beat-for-beat recreation of the elevator sequences from Utena

Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 2w ago

Does anyone watch quinton reviews videos or are they explicitly made to be put in the background as white noise. Im not trying to be snide I just genuinely dont get what the point of them is

professional snout inspector 🔞@snoutenvy.bsky.social · last mo.

Banana breath #furryart #furry #fatfur #musclegut

WonderPuff (3/3)@wonderpuff.bsky.social · 4w ago

These rules at the World Cup are getting ridiculous man

Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 3w ago

Participating in the GMTK game (with a more family-friendly project, obviously) and its making me want to do an ex-jock fall camp simulator thing again haha

Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 3w ago

Risencrantz and Grindenstern make Bread

Brumy~🌸 (NOT COMMS FOR NOW )@thesharksame.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sorry, my sharks tend to be a little clingy. 👀 ⭐

Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 3w ago

Kinda fucky sticker I saw recently

🍄Maze🍄@meaninglez.bsky.social · 3w ago

So what if...the sculpting was from the inside out

A man transforming into a gorilla by a hand within his head sculpting it in 5 panels
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MZart tftuesday furryart

TastyToxins @tastytoxins.bsky.social · 4w ago

Little animated piece for Adumbratio over on FA! BIG thanks for the patience as I tried my hand at returning to my animation roots! Big bull enjoying the benefits of a rather active meal... Sounds courtesy of @/jeschke ! #toxinsart | #comm | #malevore | #burp | #belch | #furryanimation

Yo, it's D! (Feb Commissions Open!)@paranormalpizzaboy.bsky.social · last mo.

Just going to repost this again only because I know some people were interested in it for July, I finished off the intial batch and will be posting it when I feel comfortable later!

Yo, it's D! (Feb Commissions Open!)@paranormalpizzaboy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

So here are the bases for my ych, if you're interested just DM me! Any changes beyond what's presented here (besides the held item and paws/claws) will likely be an additional charge, but just ask! Any species!

@lthrbearsolid.bsky.social · 3w ago

tight rubber belly

BOOTfromTV @bootfromtv.bsky.social · 3w ago

Canada-Us-Mexico-flation (nsfw)

Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · last mo.

One of the furry community's originals, Roz Gibson, is in really big trouble. She is in kidney failure, and needs a donor, so please reskeet. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1138...

I’ve thought long and hard about making this post, but really, at this point, I don’t have much to lose. Desperate times, and all that.

TLDR version: I need a kidney transplant, and I’m looking for a donor. Read below for all the gory details.

Since late 2019, right before Covid hit, I’ve been battling a serious illness. I’ve been kind of cagey about what exactly is wrong, for a number of reasons, but here’s the truth—I’m in full kidney failure.

There is no history of this in my family, so when the symptoms began appearing I didn’t recognize them until it was too late. By the time I went to a doctor my kidney function had dropped into the single digits. Most kidney failure is caused by diabetes or high blood pressure—I got some weird kidney disease I can’t even pronounce and never heard of: Oxalate Nephropathy.

By adopting some dietary changes and careful monitoring, I was able to limp along with reduced kidney function for several years. But you don’t appreciate how much your kidneys do to keep you healthy until they stop working. There’s constant fatigue and nausea, and a general feeling of unwellness that never goes away.

But eventually I lost even what minimal function I had left, which left the end of the line for kidney disease: dialysis. As of this point I’ve been on dialysis for about 3 years. Let me tell you—dialysis is its own special kind of hell that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.

But even that is just a stop-gap measure, and my condition is continuing to get worse. Despite this, I’m trying my best to live as normal a life as possible. I’m extremely lucky I have a job that’s willing to allow me 9 hours a week for dialysis, so I’m still working. On weekends I work on my art and comics, and one or two days a month I do my volunteer work at the bird-banding site. I can even travel to see my family—if I arrange for dialysis at a local clinic ahead of time.

All of that is done while trying to deal with the symptoms of kidney failure. I’ve known 4 people who were on dialysis—none of them worked or really did much of anything, and at this point they’re all dead, which doesn’t really give me a lot of hope for my future.

Which brings us to the point of all this—I desperately need a kidney transplant. That is the only thing that will give me a chance at a relatively normal life. I’ve been approved and on the transplant list for a few years, but the waiting period in California is very long. By the time I get to the top of it, I may be too sick to get one. Right now I’m still in relatively good condition, comparatively. A transplant from a living donor lasts much longer and is better in every way than one you get from a deceased donor.

Unfortunately, everyone in my immediate family is too old or has other health problems that preclude donation. So this post is a desperate attempt to find anyone willing to donate. I realize donating a kidney is a lot different than giving ten bucks to a GoFundMe, but as I said at the beginning, at this point I don’t have much to lose by asking.

Here is the living donor site: https://www.uclahealth.org/medical-.....t/living-donor

You can inquire and even arrange to donate completely anonymously if that’s what you want. Hopefully there’s a Jack Salem fan out there who wants to see the stories (and the artist) continue for years to come.

That is all.

Joey, Goon for Hire @gulprillalabs.bsky.social · 4w ago

homer let the barts out

Cy ☕ 🇨🇴 🐀 (COMMS OPEN!)@cyxilo.bsky.social · 4w ago

(Espresso |● release): Hamato Yoshi is an expert martial artist; that is what makes him the perfect vessel for a warlord spirit's unquenchable thirst for might... (Art on the thumbnail done by Oraclecanis) (Each 10 rts = A chance to read for free!

blazingcheeks @blazingcheeks.bsky.social · last yr.

another request from patreon, animal smokes spreads further and further and claim yet another victim, an unlucky stray coop that will soon develop new and extreme bovine tendencies! Hope you like the pic! if you want a chance to get one, come over to the patreon!

06 🔜 fm/furpoc @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · last mo.

vrchat furries

dk @dk2.bsky.social · last mo.

Hickeybickeyboo @hickeybickeyboo.bsky.social · last mo.

obligatory

Hakawne@growlshift.ing · last mo.

It's julion, so that means you get to be a lion and you get to be a lion and you get to be a lion and you get to be a lynel and you get to be a lion and you get to be a lion and—

Lovkuma @lovkuma.bsky.social · last mo.

Characters: Coop and Jamie Cartoon: Megas XLR Coop and Jamie waking up to another day of intergalactic heroic deeds. Judging by the marks on their bodies, they had fought an intense battle against some nefarious enemy.

Tyrex Kyuris @tyrexkyuris.bsky.social · last mo.

Man I’m not in artfight but a medium landmine went off near me and I’m still picking bits of colored pencil and paintbrush out of my butt

InfinityNebula @infinitynebula.bsky.social · last mo.

Behold! The gorilla man makes a return~ hopefully not the last time I draw the big fella. Thought he'd he fun to doodle again! 🦍🎈

Talia "Pre-Order CALL ME KIMBERLY" Bhatt ⚢@taliabhatt.itch.io · last mo.

Gay marriage is literally not legal in Israel and the settler-colonial regime is incredibly obsessed with natalism because queerness is seen as a dereliction of your National duty to reproduce the Nation's citizens. The chest-thumping about Israeli "tolerance" has always been a naked farce.

Rav@rvbdrm.com · last mo.

Israeli government officials are literally accusing LGBTQ people of being, “more dangerous than Hamas or Hezbollah.“

In August this year, Knesset Member and former Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister Governmental Office, Avi Maoz, accused the LGBTQ organizations of siding with Hamas during the October 7 massacre. The organization Chotam, which was present at parliamentary committees and is part of the so-called "Family Organizations Forum", compared the rainbow flag representing the LGBTQ community to the flags of Hamas supporters. These statements built on MK Yitzhak Pindrus statement made in 2023, where he claimed LGBTQ people were more dangerous than Hamas or Hezbollah. Together, such rhetoric contributes to a climate of hate that begins at the top, trickles down into society, and fuels negative attitudes towards the LGBTQ community in the streets, businesses, workplaces, and government offices. This environment legitimizes violence and discrimination across all levels.

dk @dk2.bsky.social · 2mo ago