(slow strobing warning) Thanks to the Wayback Machine, we can go and peek at what those with 'net access would have been greeted by if they went to the website listed.

I'm hitting 30 in a little over a month and I think entertain myself by changing my name in one of the discord servers to a toilet humor version of whatever I'm playing.

Currently in a match where my Drifter died 10 times in 9 minutes. This game doesn't need a concede vote, in needs to let me fucking quit. He died one more time while I was writing this.

Going up a hill in Sonic 1 without momentum is like watching someone go the wrong way on the escalator.

It's fucking crazy how there are 90000 CRT shaders out there and not a single one of them are made by people who want to actually mimic a CRT display

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Was reading more about Colombian history yesterday and they start really early so it turns out South America used to have some crazy animals. Like a sloth that's bigger than a bear and giant armadillos, which apparently were about as big as baseball players.

Azur Lane to sell premium rice balls made from rice that "listened to gyaru ASMR" throughout its entire cultivation automaton-media.com/en/news/azur...

Oh, thought I'd set base time for Sonic today but I didn't realize it resets to the beginning when you die. I thought it would be start of the zone or something so I was still taking risks. Considering the amount of sudden traps this game has, I think it's expected that you'd replay this a bunch.

Green connection is some absolute horseshit today

this game needs almost $3k more to reach its goal with only 3 days remaining. watch the trailer if you haven't!

SynaMax 🎸 Nested Dreams **Kickstarter ENDS 8-7-26**@synamax.bsky.social · last wk.

Nested Dreams is a game about a punk duck stuck in a strange network of pixelated worlds. Featuring music from yours truly and @shoffur.bsky.social, this "Yume-like" adventure game rewards exploration with a moving narrative, wacky interactive NPCs, and secret events! #indiegame #anthro #duck #punk

Got around to starting the history book on Colombia to get additional context for Hundred Years of Solitude, and right away the intro starts with a mention of how the book's atmosphere reflects Colombia being a highly divided, fragmented country that still forms into one diverse, unified organism.

The game's creator says it was the US export title. Basically, the name was changed as not to offend Christians. This was a decision made by a high-ranking American executive. x.com/shilfeeandtu... bsky.app/profile/vgde...

VGDensetsu@vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm not sure whether this an early version or an international version of Data East's 1986 arcade game Darwin 1978 (AFAIK, it was never released in the West) xcancel.com/higenekodo/s...

AUTOMATON WEST@automatonwest.bsky.social · 2d ago

Atelier Ryza “AI chat RPG” announced. Developers promise “no AI-generated artwork” and fair revenue sharing with voice actors https://automaton-media.com/en/news/atelier-ryza-ai-chat-rpg-announced-developers-promise-no-ai-generated-artwork-and-fair-revenue-sharing-with-voice-actors/

I'm trembling while writing this: Kamaitachi no yoru—not the PC remake, not the iOS port, but the actual original SFC version—has been translated at last by ButThouMust, who graciously brought us an English patch for Otogirisou in the past. This is HISTORICAL.

"bluesky is woke lib hugbox" they r talking abt trauma from gaming magazines on Twitter

https://gofund.me/0d0dcc3c6 Relinking, thanks for support. Dunno how long I'm gonna be waiting for more news on my knee but I am back at work so it should even out soon.

Not going to indulge in child related discourse just want to say this is a fucking incredible photo and i will be tactically deploying it when i want to insult someone's taste for the foreseeable future

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3d ago

is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson

In World 8-7 of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, releasing a mushroom on the third Spine Coaster but not collecting it results in an entertaining interaction whereby the Spine Coaster will balance the mushroom on its nose, like a seal trained to balance a ball.

Interested in how combat works in Vampirium: 1997? New gameplay video on the steam page.. 10 minutes of tactical timer based vampiric carnage. Share, and of course, wishlist. store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...

Vampirium: 1997 on Steam

1997. Dracula is King of England. At his command, master your dark gifts to assassinate his enemies and secure his vampiric empire. Infiltrate locked-down locations, adapt and survive in living enviro...

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Won absolutely unwinnable game on page in Standard holy fuck that's a good for a final game of the day. Just getting our shit pushed in for the entire match, two of the teammates hard beefing with each other, but two good fights and we actually made it back.

I wonder if nothingness after dying feels less scary as you get older. Because every time I think about stuff like "what if I died this year/month" the worst part is that my sister would basically have no-one left and my mom would outlive her child. The second worst is that I still have so many

Majin Obama is such a fucking loser these days

*hot babe notices my air guitar* "Wow, you play? Can you play something for me?" "Sorry hot babe, I'm way too rusty, you wouldn-" "Come on, please?" "Fine, let's give it a try" *starts shredding awesomely and gets the band back together*

All excitement for Twi-Lumina drained from my body after hearing that they're making it more like every other fighting game on the market.

Had a Kelvin throw a game in Standard because he asked me, on Apollo, to swap into a lane with two characters can punish you for getting close to them and I refused. Dudes like that are just mind broken IRL.

This is extremely cool. I thought it was just going to be "Super Metroid with more water", but it keeps piling on new ideas and mechanics (YOU GET A SUBMARINE) until it's a completely different experience.

Super Subnautroid | Super Metroid ROM Hack | Full Gameplay

YouTube video by Hack Games Longplay Channel

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Ok that's over with now, next is gonna be a bunch of original Sonic, though not sure I'm in the mood for it today. backloggd.com/u/Gundroog/r...

Gundroog's review of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | Backloggd

This game turned out to be a bit surprising as far as licensed games go. I fully expected the bare minimum, a generic third person console shooter with a Ghost in the Shell aesthetic and some hopefull...

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