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the median midwestern voter loves two things: electing republicans and thwarting republican policy goals via ballot referendum
Adagio for Strings playing as I'm struck by dozens of shurikens
absolutely lose my shit at this every time it comes up on shuffle
Kevin Snyder@guns.bsky.social · 2y agoONE in the front AND two in the back had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
We could have used all the money we spent on the Iran war developing bioweapons that target Palmer’s amaranth, the real threat to America
12 identical emails in 10 minutes from Netgear about how they’re consolidating my subscription that I recently cancelled
Really loved this latest season of King of the Hill. First reboot season was good but a little clunky here and there. Felt like this one was firing on all cylinders. Had at least one laugh out loud moment in every episode.
Keeping my opinion on a celebrity’s physical appearance to myself
very satisfying end for extremely annoying character Criston Cole
Jigsaw: I would like to play a game all you have to do is use the correct light switches first try. You’ve lived here for years this shouldn’t be this hard Me: I’ll wait for the tnt to go off if that’s ok with you
I believe I may be in the top 30 or 40% of phone photographers
@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @snakeroot.bsky.social what time are you killing each other today
woke up at exactly 6am with a terrible realization about the passage of time so bad I had to look at a calendar for 10 minutes
Gas station pill that’s just a tracking device and once they take it you’re hunted until it leaves your body or they kill you. No reward for surviving, the journey is the reward.