Valentine Birkby

@gwr.bsky.social

Existential dread, plus crisps. Pointless bollocks I make on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ill-conceivedproductions7056

@heritage.bsky.social Hate to have to tell you this, but having just read your Guardian article about Blue Peter - it was *never* always live. Even in its imperial 70s-80s phase it was pre-recorded more often than you'd think. And the topper? The Lulu the elephant edition was a pre-record...

My wife took her primary class to a local church so the vicar could explain Advent. He got the kids to help him light candles marked "faith", "hope" and "charity". Then he said - and this is verbatim - "So who's going to help me light my love candle?"

Today is the 9th anniversary of me discovering that a chap I used to work with at ITV was responsible for creating the Family Fortunes "wrong answer" sound effect when he was at ATV back in 1980. It was done on a VCS3.

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Nothing gets you into the Christmas spirit quite like one of those channels at the far end of the Freeview EPG showing seasonal music videos in a stretched aspect ratio with negligible bitrates, MPEG compression artefacts and tinny 32kbps audio.

FB Memories has reminded me of when some of my former colleagues in the LWT Staff group were reminiscing about the production of Metal Mickey. FB truncated one post about Irene Handl so perfectly, I had to preserve it for the ages.

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