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Shane Patrick@shane.wlm.sn · 5h ago

I’ve been consistently working out for about 7 years now and I often get the question “what is the secret to getting fit?” Unfortunately my answer is, and always will be, to just keep going. There’s no secret lift, superior split, or secret supplement. It’s simply “just do it” (don’t sue me Nike)!

Seaman

Gyoza et bacon au p'tit déj, j'ai l'impression d'être Blue Ellen @fzael.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣 @lecodeestdanslepre.fr

Hogne Bø Pettersen 🏳️‍🌈@hogne.eurosky.social · 2d ago

Bientôt chez @caporalstrategique.fr : « Un légionnaire capturé en terrain hostile. Des preuves de vie des ravisseurs ont été exigées. »

Ranma

I have queSStions.

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Ravi de voir que même si je suis incapable de parler allemand après l'avoir appris sur 8 ans, j'arrive à suffisamment déchiffrer ce qui est écrit pour lire des inscriptions "bêtes" 😅

I saw a squirrel 🐿️

So I can go to Amsterdam without any issue, but it's mandatory for me to leave with one? It's hard to love you, KLM.

Hey Nabil, how is the vacation going?

Good news: he lost.

do you say "how do I WASH this blood out of my carpet" or "how do I WARSH this blood out of my carpet"

Donc par pur hasard, j'ai fait mon premier bingo drag 🥹

Quel GIF apparaît quand tu tapes ta profession ?

Interliminality The Director: Purple TV Head

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Citron 🍋@citronzesty.bsky.social · 3d ago

@brizzio.bsky.social out of context a.k.a. J'ai eu la flemme de trouver une légende

“This email sent from my tablet”

Damon Young@damonyoung.com.au · 4d ago

This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...

My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”

I am super pious: I've been at church all night connecting with my community 😇

**pretends to be shocked**

SKIES OF ARCADIA REMAKE ONE CAN KEEP HOPING

Nintendeal@nintendeal.com · 4d ago

share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct

Golden Sun collection Remake

Nintendeal@nintendeal.com · 4d ago

share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct

"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" Me: American 5th grader? Cuz let's be honest.

in awe defrag98.com

Je dois admettre que ça me fait très bizarre que mes vacances de septembre ne soient pas sur un fuseau horaire synchro avec le rythme de vie de @zenikko.eurosky.social 😐 OÙ SONT MES PETITES LECTURES ? 😒

Je ne trouve aucun commerce qui s'appelle la pâtisserie de Bayeux ??????!

This GIF becomes more relevant than ever

Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game

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