look at how happy i was in the pool this morning 😽

stuck in the plane cause lhr’s bridge is faulty and they can’t place stairs in between the door and where it stalled rip

i have the most amazing tan lines i have ever had and believe you me i’m going to find ways and places to show them off as much as i can until they fade

céline’s gig looked amazing ngl. kinda wish i had gotten tix

look at how happy i was in the pool this morning 😽

ba cabin crew has drowned me in champagne jfc i’m tipsy af

i don’t have many of those but one thing i really miss from france is pharmacies actually feeling welcoming, and actually often, just being lush af? like, so many beauty products, often excellent advice boots is a fucking dump in comparison, it honestly feels like some branches are unstaffed

my pics won’t upload so can’t show you my last pool day 😒

the duality of man

The phrase 'Picky Bits' muscling out 'picnic food' is endemic of the infantilisation of society in the UK.

my friends have pointed out that my swimwear has been decreasing in size every day so far on this holiday, i’m assuming it’s because they aren’t complaining

I see new Thameslink seats.

Being ejected from the plane entirely costs extra

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d ago

This airline rules so hard

sooo... from now on when you're talking to someone who's wearing an Apple Watch, what you're saying to them is being recorded an processed by AI 🙃

it really does feel crazy to type this but tickets are on sale now to see the final two episodes of Jet Lag: Japanorama in MOVIE THEATERS in the US and UK. i hate to be earnest but i really am so excited about this go.nebula.tv/japanorama

Jet Lag: Japanorama — Finale – Nebula

Watch the conclusion of Jet Lag: The Game – Japanorama in theatres across the US and UK on October 3.

go.nebula.tv

Putting the :/ in https://

double parked at the pool

can we not have bbc news notifications for every fart of the royal family pls

double parked at the pool

gave my french friends english sparking wine

my discreet holiday welcome committee 💀🥰

what is priority luggage from my status good for is non priority luggage arrives before mine 😒

it’s been too long since I haven’t driven a real train

i’m less worried about water consumption by ai rather than water consumption from douching

she can still pull twinks at the club y’all, maybe not that expired after all 💁

🥰

silo season 3 finale day!!!!!!!!

in awe defrag98.com

it’s theoretically awfully easy to just absentmindedly board the thameslink train before the one you actually need, and before you realise, be stuck in it until the next station in hertfordshire, isn’t it just? theoretically