. . . . Alright. He's erasing that bird. No one messes with another man's ice cream. .

《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 7h ago

He came down to Earth to try some ice cream, but everytime he tried to eat it, something went incredibly wrong. Someone was always interrupting him, or there was a bird trying to steal his wafer. Now it's melting. He's about to cry, he just wants his sweet treat.......

. . . . Why is everyone in Beerus' universe so mentally cooked? Can be heard flying away, shaking his head too.

ベジータ@saiyajinprxnce.bsky.social · 8h ago

Glares at the rock as its offended him! "Stupid rock. How dare you mock me, the great Saiyajin prince."

Watches it roll away. " . . . " 💧

ベジータ@saiyajinprxnce.bsky.social · 10h ago

Doesn't notice him right away. Kicks at it.

Stares at rock. Then Vegeta. .ᐣ.ᐣ

ベジータ@saiyajinprxnce.bsky.social · 12h ago

Just chilling, vibin'. Studies a rock nearby . . .

Yeah. See its a prank

hey, hey beerus what if we just erased the saiyans like as a funny joke

" Bro. . . "

ㅤㅤㅤ𝑨 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏' 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓.ᐟ *ੈ✩‧₊˚

" This. . * hic * this is crazy stuff. . . Here , y' gotta try this ♡ " Practically forking the bitter drink over . . So eager to get drunk again ,,

` 𝒮torytellers must ! ﹒〃@windliness.bsky.social · 2d ago

there really are some things a drink can in fact fix ‘ !

Also snoring. . . It is always a good time for a nap .ᐟ

【 ラディッツ 】@rxditz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Snoring softly,,

" GUYS - GUYS YOU GOTTA. YOU GOTTA TRY THIS - " Stumbles out with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

ㅤㅤ𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 ㅤㅤ𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒀𝒂𝒎𝒄𝒉𝒂.ᐟ 💫

Sticks tongue out. " 'how matuure' - " The most mocking tone to ever mock. Champa can be such a brat. .

ᓚᘏᗢ@godgato.bsky.social · 3d ago

"OW! You idiot!" Disappears in front of the accessory, catching it before it goes too far. "How mature!!!"

His attendant keeps disappearing anyway. . 😒

His collar is red and he switched which ear his piercing is on. "I'm Champa if he listened to his attendant."

😦😡 Stammering. Struggling to come up with a response - " Wh?! I - pff! You. . . - hmph! " Yanks the piercing off in a single swift motion and CHUCKS it. " Fetch. " 💢

ᓚᘏᗢ@godgato.bsky.social · 3d ago

His collar is red and he switched which ear his piercing is on. "I'm Champa if he listened to his attendant."

" Let's start a riot. . . Bro! "

" I like this word. . .'bro'. . "

LeTs STArrRT a RiOt !! RIOT ( he can't sing. )

I found an amazing new home! 良い寝床を見つけましたっ☆

❝𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 ₣ⱤłɆ₦Đ₴…❞ ♖ [18+] ♖ [Lit/Exp] ♖ [Semi-Selective] ❝{ 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟. }❞ ⁱⁿᶠᵒ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ ♡ + ⟳ ₣Ʉ₵₭ 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈♡

♖ Sevika ♖@downtownbrawler.bsky.social · last mo.

nyAAhhh ( str e e e eeetc h )

" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - "

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3d ago

He has purple cat ears on and a tail with drawn on whiskers! He loves Earth Halloween! "Look! I'm Lord Beerus! Ohohoh!"

This appropriation - take it off.

天津飯 { 𝘛𝘌𝘕𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘏𝘈𝘕 }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social · 3d ago

Chiaotzu has forced him to dress up as Hello Kitty for Halloween. He feels bonita.

~ 𝙰𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛. ~ ᭺ຼ ׄ ໃ༷⏝𓏪𓈒ຽ｡ׅׄ𓏼 ゚✿

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He is so, so incredibly sleepy. .

" mmrh. . * purrr purr * " legs tangle up while they snooze , the pleased noises he couldn't help but make even in his sleep continuing to faintly fill the air. he could rest here like this forever! definitely going to have to do this with barbados as much as possible. ., 🥰😖

` 𝒮torytellers must ! ﹒〃@windliness.bsky.social · 3d ago

brush the tips against any surface he can feel, a long string of constant twitches or shifts. though eventually it all settles with the slow exhale of released tension, and 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 hitting the final precipice. tipping over into an unconscious state befitting the moments end. 💤

Ah , now he was as comfortable as can be. The embrace of arms around his wider figure was met with a loud , albeit sleepy purr . Carefully sliding his hands over the other's forearms to ease into holding them. . " , , , , mnmh ~ " Plenty of heat to lull him into sleepy land +

` 𝒮torytellers must ! ﹒〃@windliness.bsky.social · 3d ago

in and initiate the sickeningly sweet mingling of body heat. humming a ` sweet tune! one fit for some incoming closing eyes.. 🥱

Sleepy noises , definitely so cozy he's struggling to keep awake. " - mn. . ? • * . " oh. . .he must have dozed off for a moment. seems very vacant minded now. " It's Champa . . ~ heeere let me. . just. . " pulls gently with an arm over the wing to clutch it like a blanket while shifting back +

` 𝒮torytellers must ! ﹒〃@windliness.bsky.social · 3d ago

realizing one has forgotten the most fundamental thing of all! hauling himself to elbows, smile betraying that lazy exhaustion. “ i nearly forgot! names — 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘴 ` and you, cool cat? “ voice cracks at the end— clearing throat.